20 ways to maintain your insanity

Another email I got - this one made me ROAR with laughter.

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their
Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile....It's Called Therapy

 

hehe
i still remember an email i got one time telling me to smell peoples perfume cause i could be kidnapped

 

haha what?

 

Damn, Tarabelle, you is fuuuuunny!
I am definately gonna send this around!

Just out of curiosity... If you do those things for fun, not for the purpose of maintaining insanity... are you still certifiable?

 

I love the page yourself one. I have a very distinctive accent for up here and I just think that is a hoot!

 

hahahahah -I'm sorry -

or the coffee one Haahahahahahahahha
at first they are sleeeepy and then they are hyyyyyper

 

ahahhaaaaaa those cracked me up. i am tempted to do all of them except number six.

number six smells disaster to me.

 

hah!!!!!!!

 

i love the zoo one!

 

but wouldn't those bankers be scratching their heads for awhile contemplating that~! Hahahaha

 

hi larious

 

If only I'd found this thread in time *goes back to making paper doll cutouts and lighting them on fire*

 

There's another email like that, I wish I had it...it's this list of things to do in an elevator...