I've been growing facial hair since sometime last year. In part because I wanted to see how it'd grow, and in part because my Gillette Mach 3 needs a new blade to stop it dragging the skin off my face. There's been an occasional trim to even things up, but that's it. I think the last trim was around Christmas, and now it's all kinds of uneven. There's even a hair just under my jaw that is 1.5 inches long! I'd take a pic, but the camera sucks. Anyway, the hair is there and I don't care. I don't know what the buggery to do with it. So I thought I'd let you lot decide for me. Here are some pictures taken fresh this morning to help: Left ear Right ear The Final Frontier What should I do? It's up to you. I've included all the options I could think of in the poll, but feel free to choose "Other" and suggest anything I've missed out. Please remember that I can't really do anything like a ZZ Top style, because it won't grow that fast/long/well/rockingly. Thanks for making the decisions that I can't be arsed to make PhacePubes_13
I was doing a similar thing but got pissed off and shaved yesterday....Just have a goatee and razor cuts now...
Is it something to do with donating the discarded face hair to your beard fund? If so, don't worry, I remember It's quite funny, but every time I see "goatee" on that poll, I think it says "goatse". Now that's a beard style I don't want to try
Well if your harbouring any ambitions of becoming a rock star of stevie or bruces opulence then youve gotta have the bit under the bottom lip man! goes without saying! Wheres Johnny anyway surely he would be the man to consult in this time of facial hair crises!? Shall we have a facial hair competition to see who can pull off the best beard or most insane style lol??...Starting from today I'm officially joining the Facial Hair Championships (sponsored by Hipforums of course!) and we need as many people as possible to take part and in a month or so we will all feel the satisfaction that having a hairy face brings lol. Emma should surely judge seeing as she is the only female to sport a beard of any worth! and also If anyone is caught wearing a FAKE BEARD! God forbid !!! ... a giant beard will break into your house with a magnifying glass and set fire to all your important financial accounts for the last year. You have been warned
I've done the bit under the bottom lip style before, but had the moustache with it. Five minutes later, I wondered what it'd look like without the moustache. Five minutes after that, I discovered it looked crap SRV and Bruce and Johnny Depp are three people I can think of who can pull off the bottom lip bit with no moustache. Oh, and Stewart from Neighbours. I guess everyone else needs the moustache to balance the sides of the mouth If the Facial Hair Championships is gonna be Hipforums-sponsored, I guess that means that the forums will pay for the tools. Milking this for all it's worth, I'm gonna need a straight edge razor (always wondered how different the shave is), shaving soap from Harrods (the stuff that the Queen and Keith Richards use) and a shaving cream brush made from a clipping of Bridgette Bardot's hair (badger friendly). Oh, and Bridgette Bardot (I can dream, can't I? ).
You'd better remeber, my dear bearded and boobed friend... Ahh, judging would be a great honour indeed. First thing we need to do is find out who wishs to compete....
Oh and on a side note...I personally am trying to grow an attractive piece of facial hair simelar to that of the man on the left of the below photo... It is very important for us all to have hopes and dreams.
To whoever suggested I get a job: I already have one And I'm not a dirty hippy. I have a bath every two months, whether I need it or not!
I stopped shaving for about 3 and a half weeks...i had a great beard...but it got soooo itchy i shaved it off yesterday Ive failed in the challenge also I started looking worrying like one of the Mitchell bro's off eastenders or perhaps Brad Pitt in Snatch . I.e. A man who who looks like he drinks far too much and cant be arsed to shave!... So im now sticking to some mutton chops and a bit of chin fluff! Hows your beard going brucey bruce? whats it look like now! c'mon Update!!!
It still looks the same. My beard growth rate is pretty bad. The sides leading up to the sideburns seem to be growing and evening up with the chin, though
oo so your going for the full on beard!? Tell me if starts prickling like mad!!...maybe that was just me and my sensitive skin lol....
I would do, but my cam isn't all that good quality. It wouldn't pick up on the extra growth. Just look at the pictures I posted at the beginning of the thread and imagine I look about two weeks older, and you'll have some idea
