ahhaha. i only attract the creeps.

So, today was my first day taking the SCAT (sarasota county... something... transportation... or w/e) bus. I have to take it everyday after school to the library from now on and wait for an hour until someone can pick me up. For the most part, everything was ok. I got lost though once I got off the bus and ended up walking around downtown for 30 minutes just walking towards building I recognized. It turned out that if I had just walked straight for about 2 minutes after getting off the bus, I would have been there

Anyway. My dad called me and told me that my mom was coming to pick me up soon, and to go wait out front. So I did, and I waited and waiiiiiiited and she didnt show up until like 20 minutes later. Haha, but while I was waiting some weird guy kept staring at me >_0. He was sitting on the bench that was to the right of mine or w/e. And so he walks over and...

Him: "can I ask you a question??"
Me: "Sure..."
"How old are you?" <--------- god i hate that question sooo fucking much
"15"
"what?"
"im 15"
"oh. mumble mumble"
"what???"
"mumble"
"huh?!??!"
"can i call you?"
"umm. why?"
"can I? please?"
"umm... sure"
"ok, whats your number??"
<INSERT FAKE NUMBER HERE>
him: "thank you"
"yup"
"so, whats your name?" ::inches closer::
"kelsey..."
"oh. kelsey. can you write down your name on the back of the paper with your number???"
"why?"
"well no. its not like id forget it or anything. im not saying that at all. nope"
"ok... well. im sure youll remember it" >INSERT SMILE SHOWING EXTREME UNCOMFORTABLITY (WORD???) HERE<
"yeah... so. are you originally from sarasota?"
"yes"
"oh. ive been here for about a month"
"hehe.."
"can i come closer?"
"umm.. huh?"
"can i come over there?"
"hmmm???!"
"can i move closer to you"

(btw, a security guard was standing outfront and kept moving closer and closer to him.. hah)
"umm. w/e you want"
"ok..."
"yup"
"so youre waiting to be picked up?"
"yes"
"oh, whose picking you up?"
"my aunt"
"oh yeah, you live with your aunt?"
"yup"
"can i come closer?"
"umm.. heh"
"Are you mad?"
"what?"
"are you mad at me?"
"why would i be mad??"
"i dont know. do you hate me?"
"um... no"
"can i call you?"
"yeah.. if you want"
"ok. you dont mind"
"no."
"so i can call you??"
"yes"
"can i move closer?"
"umm..."
"ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!?!?"
"no"
((security guard moves even closer))
"ok"
"yeah..."
"are you shy?"
"no. oh, hey look. its my aunt. gotta go"

hehe. my mom pulled up then and i left...
lmao. god. im afraid hes gonna be there tomorrow too >_<

so. ladies. even fellas. any weird-ass person ever do anything like that to you?

 

that was you?!!

 

LOL

 

umm . . . so . . .uh are you mad at me? can i cum closer?

 

HAHAHAHAHA!
Sweetheart, I'm sorry that happened to you.
But Wayfaring, you're so silly.

 

oh god
that's so gross..

 

You have an uncanny knack for drawing these people out of the woodwork....

 

i wouldve said that but i didnt know if he had like a pocket knife on him or something

 

haha.. balls...

 

haha

 

Shelly u should have been like "Yeah so yesturday I got dignosed with herpies"
"I have sores on my naughty parts oozing with pus wanna see?"

 

Heh... unless shelly was a transvestite or something...

 

hahah oh wow

 

ew. thats all i have to say to that.

 

ugh.. are you callin me a creep?

 

aw. haha. no =D. i only attract creeps offline. yer perfectly wonderful. :sunglasse

 

shelly you should right a book...i would think about stealing it from a library

 

haha

i once thought about writing a short story about a girl chopping off her ex's dick and feeding it to some dogs. =)

hahaha. but i got bored during the first page. haahah... im not crazy, i swear =(

 

aaaaaaaaaahahaHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god i just split a side

 

i was at the park and there were these two guys, i was walking my dog and one looks and he's just staring at me (the dog was sniffing something.. we were probably 20 feet away) and he gets his friend and they're both staring at me and i was about to walk towards them but i turned around i hate creepy guys.. they're so creepy