Top 10 Signs You're Dealing With A Wannabe Witch

10. "I learned how to make a stoplight change!"

9. "Can you teach me how to make a raincloud come around?"

8. "Well, I saw this really cool Ricki Lake show on the Craft..."

7. "I'm a natural witch!"

6. "What do you mean, I'm not in ceremonial clothing?"

5. "You mean that you don't have a familiar?"

4. "I studied the Necronomicon. It was pretty cool. Sitting right there in Waldenbooks, I just had to summon Cthulu!"

3. "I sometimes hear voices in my head...they tell me that the Goddess is watching me and my parents are freaks."

2. "I'm an expert at Tarot/runes/reading auras/etc."

1. "I'm a warlock."

 

sorry, but i disagree with the last one about the warlock thing. to me, a male witch is a warlock. but i do not prefer myself as a warlock. i am a white mage. peace.

 

Magician or else wise one (like a sage)
Errr probably, just guessing here.

Far as I know most male witches aren't into the term warlock. It means oath breaker and was/is considered a great insult.

Now days witch or pagan is pretty much unisex, so warlock is outdated.

 

sorry, but i gave up witchcraft no too long ago. reson, a very close witch which was to be my soon to be lover got killed by my so called friend. his head is mine for the taking this saturday. love and peace.

 

? O K .

 

you people are cutting me deep. and it really hurts. yes i may be young. but even i know what love is. and i know how to keep it, just as a relationship and how to get close. sorry but i'll see you tomorrow.