You know youre a stoner when...

your parents are stoners when at age three you can roll a joint.<keep this thread alive keep on rolling>

 

You know your a stoner when your have permanent res stains on all of your pants.

 

heifers calf dude, no need to overpost

 

Hah, just did this one and I thought it it was funny as hell....

You know your a stoner if you've ever hidden your bong behind something thats clear.

 

i always thaught wene yu get the ball run with it dude.yOU KNOW YOUR A STONER WHENE your eyes are purmenatly poping out from holding in hits an coughing too hard

 

yer man but some of them didnt make that much sense

 

You know you're a stoner when you keep a roll of tin foil in your glove compartment. You know, just in case. . .

You know you're a stoner when you put your phone in your back pocket then go to use the bathroom in a gas station, come out, realize that something is missing, go back into the bathroom, just stick your hand in the piss filled toilet to retrieve your phone, come back out, and your friends remark about how you can now use it as a fish bowl. *Yes, this happened to me on 4/20 last year via a few bowls of KB

You know you're a stoner when you're leaving with your friends and your mom yells to you, "Gonna go score that KB eh? Gonna go get some of that killa bud?" and you respond, "You know it mom".

 

haha yer my mums pulled that one

'where are you boys off to?'
'just goin for a walk'
'off to score eh?'

 

I didnt realize i had to explain myself then i realized most of the people on this thread are kids. Standing over a body with a rock in yur hand. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A STONER OF MEN . IF you didnt get what i said mayhap you were too damned stoned to understand. lol you know your a stoner when your mom tells you to get off the pot and your not in the bathroom.

 

that made enough sense

 

when u n some friends are havin a session in ur room then they leave n u lay down to go to sleep n put ur hand under ur pillow n find a baggie there n think, damn, who the hell left an empty bag in my bed, then u roll it out n there is a whole bowl left in it so u smoke it all to ur self before u pass out....that happened to me last nite!

when u sign a lease n make a down payment on the upper unit of a duplex because the attic would make a perfect smoke lounge...i love my house!

 

you know you're a stoner when a wake and bake is part of your daily morning before brushing your teeth and eating breakfast

 

...people ask you if you ever get high and you respond: "i cant remember..."

 

...and you don't smoke cigarettes!

 

...you leave the club go outside to sit in your car to smoke and you get the bright idea to turn on the radio and when you're done, you get out of the car and lock your keys in it and the locksmith guy comes and open your door and the smell of what you were doing practically OVERPOWERS the poor dude, and THEN, because you've been through such a fiasco, you plop back into the seat, light up, get the same flipping 'wouldn't some music be nice' idea, and ALMOST DO THE SAME THING, AGAIN!!!


<sigh>

 

when you try to pass off the smell of weed in your room as incense to your parents (the story of my life)

 

You know your a stoner when u wake and bake after a weed nap.

 

...when you laugh repetitivly for about 15 minutes at that line^^

 

You may quote me!

 

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