know it all...

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  1. BlackGuardXIII

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    You are given only one match and told to go into a room. Inside you find some kindling, a candle, and an oil lamp, and there are instructions left there that say for you to light them all.

    Which one do you light first?
     
  2. matthew

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    The match..... The candle , if you think i was being overly pedantic with mentioning lighting the match .
     
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    the match, of course, maybe you do know it all
    who is the NHL alltime career +/- leader, and it aint gretzky, lemieux, or orr.
     
  4. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Ray Bourque .. i don't watch hockey though .


    Their are no right or wrong answers with this question , just personal opinions (can i get away with being wrong using that cliche :p )
     
  5. BlackGuardXIII

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    No, but good guess. It is a defenceman, though.

    Retired, and owner of a handful of Stanley Cup Rings.
     
  6. matthew

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    If i get a second opportunity...

    How about Doug Harvey..
     
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    I can't hold it in any longer, it took me years to find it.......Larry Robinson.
     
  8. matthew

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    I am going too have to do a sherlock holmes on this one, i think.
     
  9. BlackGuardXIII

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    plus 721 career,
    Bourque was in the high 500's around 585 or so
    Gretzky was also in the 5's.
     
  10. :) But more for this is far too much fun

    1. why did the SSN Scorpion sink

    2. what vessel was alongside the cochino when she sank

    3. where exists a copy of super bowl 1 in it's entirety

    4. how much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could chuck wood? (sorry couldn't resist)

    :)
     
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    How tall was the tallest person who ever lived, Robert Wadlow?

    How many babies by one woman is the record?
    Why is it that when you lose something and then are searching everywhere for it, its always in the last place you look.
    What significance is the number 1.6180339?
    and what about 355/113?
    What famous person was born on February 15, 1564?
     
  12. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    So you, Matthew, know everything or in your words know "it all", or so you say. I, however, can quite easily prove that you do not know everything. As one who knows everything you must be able to provide the correct answer to any and all questions and you must know how to do everything. This being the case you must know how to come up with a question to which you yourself do not know the answer. Additionally since such a task requires only knowledge and brainpower and no physical exertion you must also be able to actually think up such a question and ask it. If you can do this then there is something that you do not know, viz., the answer to that same question. If you cannot do this then that must mean that there is something that you do not know how to do, viz, think up such a question.
    Goobeltygook or nonsense questions, e.g., "What is hamburger plus the letter chair?" can't be counted as questions at all and are right out.

    One a side note, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
     
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    Could God make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it?
     
  14. matthew

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    I think we covered 42...

    I do indeed know of a question that i can think of that i don't know the answer too , but in not knowing the answer it answers more questions because the answer would put into doubt these questions that i know would make other questions seem like lunacy. So not knowing the answer i do know the answer 'i don't want/need to know' ..what is that question well that would put doubt into your mind about all the things you know and hold dear.. so revealing more truisms or the question would be bonkers...much like this thread i started a while ago to counter act one question i had but know asking that question has caused me too be the fountain of truth or possibly a geek/arse/git/punk/friend/enemy/etc/etc/etc.

    ok if you need something to think about..try asking a question were the answer is not in the question .

    one too many ..



    hahahahaha that is funny ... It is always in the last place you look, but this is perfectly rational because you don't carry on looking do you.. 'oh i have found my keys let me carry on looking for these keys that i have found' ...

    It is a bit early to be considering the nature of the universe ... i don't want to phink about it right now... my nickname is not Fibonacci you know.



    Galileo Galilei
     
  15. matthew

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    In memory of those that died, i think this question should remain as it is unanswered...i know it all but know it alls are prety heartless and i don't wish to be heartless... at this present time.


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    My woodchuck chucks A LOT of wood it realy needs to stay in more... It realy depends on the individual woodchuck .. many are very religous and chuck wood in secret so accurate statistics are always going to be a little scewed on this matter..Take your own woodchuck and watch it for a year (through febuary as well) and see how much your woodchuck chucks erm ? wood.
     
  16. alright what is the oficial reason for the scorpion's sinking?

    The sports one was not so much sports as documentary history and interesting things about it
     
  17. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Haha, you have fallen into my trap and are now trapped in this trap of mine, which you have fallen into.

    You see you now admit that there is a question that you do not know the answer to. You claim that you can answer it by saying "I don't want/need to know" the answer. That however is not the answer to that question; it is the answer to the question "Do you want/need to know the answer to the question that you don't know the answer to" a different question entirely. Whether or not not knowing the answer (as you freely admit) answers more questions is irrelevant to the point that there is a question to which you do not know the answer.
    Furthermore, I did not I ask a question, I made a statement. You apparently thought that I asked a question, which means that you did not know that I did not ask a question. If you did not mean to imply that you thought I asked a question then it becomes apparent that you did not know how to communicate your real meaning effectively. So either way there is something that you did not know. Haha, my plot has been successful. :p I now go to get a snack of cheese.
     
  18. come on guys, this is under pure bull, it's for fun, I didn't pursue the manufacture of french vietnam officer coats question because I did not feel a need to, this is fun, hell if 'twere really nessescary I'm sure there is something we could find through extensive searching (not knowing what he used as learning material I wouldn't know where that is but still we could search) it's fun though, hell if anyone should be freaking out about this it should be me all I've ever had is being the smartest and I have real insecurities about smarter people even existing but I'm managing to overdose on digital novacaine (warcraft, diablo, ff7, ff8) and deal
     
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    can someone, hell anyone answer these questions-
    1) how can i kill someone without getting arrested?
    2) will i ever find a woman?
    3) is matthew really an asshole?(i dunno, i just want your answer or opinion)
    4) what is the answer if mcz2+cmz86,754=zmc534-czm?
    5) why do the gay people hate me on this page?
    6) how do i put pictures on this page?

    thanks and kick ass!!!!!!!
     
  20. matthew

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    Get some else to do it and then get some one else to kill them.Then you kill the person you got to kill the person that killed the person that you wanted dead.. easy realy, just wash your hands.

    Nope.. ok so you don't do anything silly ... yeah sure you will dude .

    Who said that ? Michael ?... he seemed to have a bit of a problem with me .. if not bring these critics to me and i shall prove that i am indeed only slightly a asshole.


    No time for this one





    Go and ask SpliffVortex


    http://www.hipforums.com/forums/search.php?searchid=982770

     

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