Stealth masturbating

Nope
Never
With my ex, I did it away from her to avoid having such a need, the urge and the erection
I had the perfect opportunity to do it in the individual shower stalls at the gym after workouts when taking my kids to their own activities
That kept it quiet
That was at a time she built so much resentment towards her but I stayed for my kids until the time was better.

 

Generally not; if I'm going to jack off, I jack off, without hiding or apology.

 

I've done it more than a few times. When she wasn't interested in helping or getting some but I couldn't get rid of the erection and was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom or couch. A little while ago I had an overnight with one of my friends and I was stroking it very early in the morning. I thought she wouldn't wake up and I was honestly not really trying to finish but she did wake up and asked me if I was masturbating. When I said yes, she pulled back the sheet and got on her back and we masturbated together while watching each other. She has trouble climaxing but a finger in her ass did the trick and we managed to climax together. But most of my "stealth" sessions, I finished alone and without being caught. Certainly helped fix the persistent erection problem!

 

Sometimes, I just need to. Poor girl sleeps like a rock and snores a bit, so as long as I don't shake the bed or make a lot of noise it's easy to go stealth. The foam mattress really isolates motion from side to side. Sometimes I even plan on it.....the minute she conks out...it's on. At times she is tired and I like it best last at night... I sleep great then....a good solution for mismatched libido.

 

All the time. Mostly when I was 14-15. After that I realized everyone always knew what I was doing and there was no point in trying to pretend I was getting away with it.

A couple years ago, I was staying at my cousin's house and was sharing a room with her 25 year old daughter. The first night, once I turned over to try to fall asleep, she started masturbating with her vibrator. I moved a little and she quickly fumbled to turn the vibrator off, thinking I was waking up and might catch her.

I just rolled over to face her and told her there's no shame in masturbation and she doesn't have to try to hide it. Especially since no one can ever actually hide it very well. She asked if I was pranking her. I assured her I wasn't and got my vibrator out of my suitcase and gave it to her and told her to try it because it's better than the tiny piece of junk she had.

 

I was caught stroking in bed once, early in marriage. Ever since then, I've adopted just testing my frenulum and head until I cum in my boxer briefs. Then I just sleep in the shame, but I do sleep very soundly!

 

I can't remember ever doing that. If I want to jerk off I jerk off.

 

Rubbing just the frenulum gives very intense orgasms. I have had multiple ones from it before I cum, it’s so nice.

 

Yes indeed, you can control it a lot better too. Let's me hold out way longer before I finally explode!

 

As @Surly said, if I’m going to do it, I am going full Monty. No half hearted fooling around. And the entire package gets worked over.
Now would be a good time!

 

For sure.
I had one session where it was so intense my eyes rolled back and I rode the wave for like 10 seconds before I came, I was out of breath it was so good.

 

Having grown up in the 1960s and my teen years in the 1970s there wasn't any birds and bees talks at home. I was 14 and going through puberty, my voice cracking, hair growing on my legs, under my arms, on my scrotum, and above/around the base of my penis. As boys do during puberty I would get unprovoked and unexpected erections all the time, and as most teenage boys I wasn't a big fan of taking showers or baths. One evening while showering and presenting another pesky erection I began washing my penis, taking advantage of its erect state I used a soapy hand, moving it back and forth over the length of it. Within seconds I realized that it felt good so... I continued washing my penis and it felt even better, then better yet, until... I had an orgasm. I had no clue what an orgasm was at that point in my life but knew it felt really good. I didn't ejaculate but remember how my knees bent involuntarily and felt weak, as if I was to fall down in the shower. Suddenly, my parents no longer had to harangue me into taking a shower and I must have owned the cleanest penis in the entire neighborhood. The next thing i know, after a few weeks of no ejaculation I suddenly started squirting white stuff from my penis. Cool.

I was a masturbator from that point one and progressed to using my mother's Vaseline and other slippery substances so I could masturbate in other place outside of the shower. I masturbated as often as I could even when older and dating girls or parking with them. I recall many nights going home to bed after parking with a girl to smell her pussy on my fingers and masturbate before sleeping. When I got married at 2i to a 19 year old girl I would hide my masturbation from her but soon that became tiresome. Like many here I would masturbate quietly along side her in bed as she slept ejaculating into a wad of Kleenex. That too grew tiresome and she eventually caught me masturbating int he bathroom. She wasn't at all happy and thought it was her fault, that she wasn't pleasing or satisfying me sexually. It took numerous discussions for me to get her to understand that my masturbation had nothing to do with her whatsoever and everything to do with me. I enjoyed doing it simply for the sake of doing it. She soon came to understand it and became a masturbator herself. It would reach a point where we could be sitting in the living room, her watching Dallas or some evening soap opera while I read the latest Penthouse Forum. I would get horny and take my penis out and masturbate right there with her close by. We indulge din mutual masturbation and for one of us to walk in on the other while they were masturbating wasn't all that uncommon. There were times when she would have too much to drink, undress, and pass out in bed. I would often lift the blankets off her to look at her body, maybe inspect her anus or pussy with my nose and tongue while I masturbated and ejaculated on her. She would find the bedsheets wet with semen, some on her ass or boobs and laugh knowing what had done while she was passed out.

After my divorce I had met a woman and we eventually moved in together. I had already been open about my masturbation and learned she too masturbated frequently and owned quite a selection of sex toys. We were both very open about it as long as hers/mine children weren't around at the time. I did get caught once when her teen daughter walked in on me but... nothing was made of it.