I have a rampant sph fetish and often imagine certain female celebs watching me wank my tiny penis. They strip off themselves and masturbate while describing how real men fuck them and make it clear that my baby dick is absolutely inadequate for their needs. Right now I am fantasising about Taylor Swift and Dua Lipa both mocking me at the same time.
I actually had a one night stand with a girl who looked very much like Chloe. Unfortunately when I tried to fuck her I came in about three strokes. She was not impressed.