Wow at least you get custom g-strings made and they look so damn awesome. Your wife should sell them I bet she would get a lot of customers and I would definitely be a customer.
My office can get quite busy with scheduled field trips. I have, however, chatted C2C with an office worker and got him so horny he had his cock out then stripped and wanked on cam: I was at home verbally and visually encouraging him: the 'chase' to get him to do that got me really horny.
Done it many times at work. Even found spots to cam. Im in a building right now and am going to go and cam with some people. Quiet vacant space where I can be naked and enjoy it.
When I was a kid I worked in a two man shop with a guy who went home to his wife for lunch every day, so I went up to the storage room where he had many back issues of penthouse and playboy stashed away. Pulled one off 5 days a week. But I was like 15. I was ready to blow at any time of day or night- that just got me off til I got to my girlfriends at 4:00 then screwed like rabbits till morning. Lol can’t say I’ve done it in the 40 years since