Im Smashed

im so smahed right now..its my briyhers birtheDAY AND I AM DRUNK AND HIGH,,,I WAZNT PALAIN IN IT IT JUSR HAPPEND ...VOKA AND CRANBERRYT JUOCE IS SO GOOF.A..DM YPU LNOWER KNOW WHI MYCH TIY DRYINK VECAUSE WE YOU CABT TASRTE THE ALCHOLGOL BRCAUSE IT GOES DOWN SO EAST...UTS NUDNUGGGGGGGT ABD UN GEKKIN TO MY SLEG WHY I DONT KNOW EVERYTHINKIS SO GUNNY I AM SO HAPPY WIEGFHT NOW HAPPU BRTIHFSU JOE I LOBR UOI ARE MY NTOYHRT

 

lol, I'm hoping to catch up to ya! slowly but surely I'll be drunk.

 

i like how you got the first several words spelled right, but then completly messed up the rest of your text, hahah.

happy birthday to him

 

hey but io hacve school tomorrow haha

 

haha thabks my brithdy id in 10 says abnd ill be 18 abnd i mso ecsiceted cbecause my vberdit brtiernd s is trajub ne out,,ti the clkub..she whavt i do forn my brotyhr i had could vrinks an dnow im totslt drink and ghith o lvoe it/.//im so exvited..im goin to florida on fridat

 

celma hizjack

 

happy birthday!!

 

ya, that had me laughing pretty hard!

especially when it continued!

happy being drunk dahling!

 

are you using your ass to type?

 

now THAT would be something to see!

 

what a great post!!!!! hey jaja!? get fucked up more often and talk 2 us!!!! gotta luv it!!!! chaous,...great reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

drunk teenage girls. they will say or do anything. Gotta love it

 

I'm booming right now, so I'm feeling pretty good. Happy Birthday Joe. And to everyone else happy whatever:X

 

Im happy too
I just got my third edition of the babysitters club...

 

I'm gonna type with my ass since I don't get drunk.



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lol. I pounded on that thing a few times. Bleh whatever.

 

damn, I can still type properly when i am stoned and drunk........................
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Hey im gettin "baked" right now, and soon start celebrating my birthday, which is tomorrow,,,,3-11...WoooooooooooHoooooooooooooooooooo. thot id better start now that way i dont miss my b-day!!

~PeAcE~

 

You look very high and drunk lol. Happy birthday

 

this has to be the gayest post ive ever read....i just wasted a minute of my life....

 

if i have anything i could say rite now is maybe....hmm... bullshit...