Totally Painless Meat Production.

And you know, you vegans could go the tobacco route with the laws you support. Tobacco is not illegal, though it should be most agree. But it's regulated, it's retricted, it's limited in many ways. It's way too expensive to bother with really. And now less and less people even get involved with it. Though some still choose to.

 

And people, including vegans, should really watch that November 1997 episode of Saturday Night Live with Sarah McLachlan. McLachlan, who is an animal welfare advocate and member of ASPCA herself, shows how silly vegans sound when they compare carnism to genocide and carnists to serial killers. Basted in blood was the name of the comic song she sang, as Ana Gasteyer played fictional ultra woke radical feminist Cinder Calhoun from Lilith Fair.

We gather together
For yams, beans, and cranberry sauce.
But have you given much thought lately
To the turkey holocaust?
200 million noble birds
Slaughtered every fall.
Ainüt no difference between Hitler, Stalin,
And the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables, America
From Birmingham to Branson.
But when you carve that turkey
You're a finger lickin' Charlie Manson.
Enjoy your pumpkin pie,
Your buttery Idaho spuds,
Grandma's chestnut stuffing,
And a turkey basted in blood.
Basted in blood (3×)
Enjoy your turkey, enjoy...
Basted in blood (6×).

"Basted In Blood",
Sarah McLachlan on Saturday Night Live,
November 22, 1997.

 

This might be one of the last posts I put here. But, for cooking lobsters, I once heard a quick shot of ethyl alcohol to the head to knock them out works fine. When you cook food to the boiling point, all the alcohol evaporates.