Aliens, What's Up With the Anal Probes?

We've all heard from some supposed alien abductees that they were subject to anal probes during the time in alien custody.

They never seem to be able to explain the reason why aliens would be so interested in our asses that they would come from God knows where just to stick it where the sun don't shine.

But maybe there's a good reason for them to be interested in crap we don't give a shit about, or do we?

Recently scientists have "discovered" how important our intestinal flora is to our overall physical and mental health.

So perhaps that's what's behind their interest in our poop. They understand that to survive and live on Planet Earth they need to be able to feed their bodies just like us.

Without having evolved on this planet, alien beings would be unable to digest the same food we do. But if they have our bacteria and enzymes they could breakdown and absorb our food.

So there's a good reason for anal probes. Humans do it now too to introduce healthier organisms to their own biome.

Now aliens can live and thrive among us! Isn't that nice to know! You can relax your spincter now....

 

Maybe they think we're like dogs and can only have our temperature taken that way? No, I'm not relaxing my sphincter.

 

I was just imagining the intestinal issues the aliens experienced that made them resort to anal probes and then using the shit one way or another....

UFOs = Unidentified Farting Objects.

I can imagine the same thing would happen to human space travelers attempting to eat alien flora or fauna.

 

First thing I thought of was the very first South Park episode...

 

Our planet is a residency planet for a race of proctologists. In a sense, they travel light years to hone their skills on our unsuspecting rectums. I could be worse, they’re not a race of gynecologists.

 

A conversation with a friend who is the chief pilot of a major airline, has confirmed one of my suspicions.
Visitors (from wherever) frequently come into close contact with commercial aviation.
As an aircraft cuts through the air, it leaves a trail of wake turbulence,which is why aircraft taking off have to wait for this to disperse from the previous takeoff. Mistakes caused a number of crashes in the early days.
However, close contact with a UFO leaves no turbulence whatsoever. This has let me to believe that these visitors have developed some type of advanced holography and what we are seeing is similar to a 3D laser film.

These could well be the scouts, clearing the way for actual landings to go largely undetected and planned to avoid the military.

What we see in the sky breaks all the laws of physics, but if it entirely consisted of light it would not.
Reports of ACTUAL physical landings, mostly seem to describe a craft that was far more slow and cumbersome.

I also wonder whether the beings can actually break down and travel as light. Gerry Anderson certainly seems to think so. (Beam me up Scotty)
Is science fiction REALLY science fiction. I sometimes believe not.
PS.
I worked with Gerry for a number of years and he always laughed the reality of Thunderbirds off.
The public are so easy to fool. Did anyone reading this, realise that Thunderbirds village with all its slotted windows, was actually the backs of a dozen old valve televisions. LOL

 

Maybe they know we like things up our butt's.Im not saying everyone but more do than you know.Remember the doctor's when they would put thermometers up your butt.Then the finger your prostate.Hell doctors might be alien's