Cumming On Things....

Well this is my first thread. First off im a 28 year old male and have been married to my wife for three years. I have a bit of a foot fetish. Not a real shoe fetish, they just get in the way. Recently it really gets me off to cum on my wife's sandals or high heels. Not sure why. Just started as a that might be cool. Turns out I really like it. Does anyone else like to cum on random things or am I a lone weirdo? Girls. How would you feel if you husband came on your shoes or other things? Thanks all! Glad to be here!

 

I once took my wife's underwear out of the washing basket & cum on them. To name a just a few - have cum on other things - lawn grass, my stomach, hand, legs , chest, face, even in my own underwear while still fully dressed.

 

Touch my shoes .... you die!!!! (figuratively speaking)

....... and on other things ....... ???? That's what would really worry me.

This thread alone almost justifies never being married.

 

That alone justifies why men should never get married.

 

I've shot my load on a lot of things.
Into panties, bikini bottoms, pantyhose, shoes (flats, sandals, pumps....).
And of course there's the stories of guys living in co-eds that have cum on the toothbrush of girls.

 

I love cumming on strappy high heels (with or without a female foot in them). I also enjoy cumming on high heel leather boots and strappy sandals. I enjoy cumming on her feet as well but I'm not into feet or sucking toes. I have bought my wife and GFs a lot of high heels over the years. If CSI did the Luminol thing on the shoes...they'd be glowing.

 

If I cum on something, wasn't anything random about it

 

I love cumming on my wife’s lacy panties wishing she was wearing them while I did.

 

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I just came on a cookie, and then ate it.

 

I got a weight bench I use

 

I love the feeling the warm splash of my cum hitting my chest and belly. And how it liquefied as I bask in orgasmic bliss

 

I use to love coming on my buddies cock as he was still stroking. I love Cummings on others. I love feeling their cum on me too.

 

Would love to be cock to cock with buddy frosting and cum on each other

 

My cum dries very clean and almost undetectable. So yep I have cummed on just about every surface, and item in the bedroom and various places around the house. My cum is a little more detectable if I keep blasting in the same spot. So something I consider if I DO or don’t want it detectable.

 

Same!!

 

My wife’s beautiful ass

 

I had a phase where I was fascinated with the sight of my semen on glass. I was spraying my spunk on mirrors and windows (the latter being a exhibitionist kick as well), watching my pearly goo flow down the glass. In the first apartment I had on my own, I had a secondhand coffee table with a glass top. Watching porn tapes on my Tv, I would ejaculate on the glass tabletop. over time that sheet of glass was covered in my spunk.

 

I've wanked off standing in front of a full length mirror and spurted my cum onto the glass and watched it run down

 

That reminds me of a scene from a tv show I love called Industry (HBO) about new-hires in a London finance company. This guy is into a girl who is bored in her relationship, so she starts to tease the guy and play with his mind. One day at a company party she tells him to jerk off and cum on the mirror. After he does, she tells him to lick it up and he does.