Women are insane!

Just when you think you got them figured out and just when you think you've come to an understanding adult agreement, they pull a 180 and go psycho on you. And of course it's the man's fault (even though it's not) because, the bastards that we are, we can only follow common sense. And, God forbid, we can only say what we mean. What a surprise, I don't know means I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. Okay means everything is alright. Not for you. I think I've figured out the language for you. OK, means no. I don't care means no. Whatever, means no. No means 'you better do something to make me happy or I'm going to eat you'. And what a wonderful defense mechanism you have. Crying! It's actually rather genius (in a mad scientist way) just start sobbing, make yourself as wet, ugly, obnoxiously loud, and generally unappealing as you possibly can, and anyone will do anything to get rid of this horrible manifestation you've created. And whenever your picture perfect universe is slightly jolted, you have to declare war on innocent people. 'I can't believe he only cuddled me for five minutes before falling asleep' you might think. 'It's time to play some mind games.' you may then ponder, and then ask 'Do you even want me in your bed?' 'ugh....what?' I might respond groggily because I WAS JUST SLEEPING. Now I'm an asshole, and rightfully so! How dare I not pay attention to your every need and concern WHILE I'M ASLEEP. How dare I dream what I dream, instead of dreaming about you and worshiping the ground you walk on 24/7. I'm such a dick. Oh and I'm so sorry I talked to my ex-girlfriend for two minutes. And she even referred to a time when we were together. I'm such a dick for ever being with someone like that, and for not burning her alive once I hooked up with you. I'm such an asshole. She's such a bitch. You're perfect. Nothing I do ever fits into your fairy tale mind. How dare I bring you into reality. I'm so unworthy. Nevermind all the kind stuff I always do for you. It's only 95%. I am ashamed to even look at you. You'll probably turn me to stone, and goddamit, I deserve it, the selfish prick that I am, wanting to lead an actually life like I do, having seperate opinions like I do. I'm just make way too much sense.

 

atleast youve got woman problems!

 

Excuse me... Just because you dated a drama queen bitch doesn't mean all womyn are this way. Just because you post like this doesn't mean all men are idiots. Personally, if you're that sarcastic and accuse all womyn of being this way, you probably deserve her.

 

"drama queen bitch"/"womyn"/"wommon"...

How many more common synonyms are there for woman/women?

 

Yes, some women can be psycho, but by the same token, I can't figure a guy out AT ALL. I don't understand the way you all think sometimes. I can't live without them though!

 

Quite a few, I suppose.

 

Man, sounds like you've got something tough going on... admittedly women can be crazy, maybe a little hormonal...but in our defense, sometimes we're just reacting to something you penis people did in the first place Or, maybe your girl is a psychopath. Jealousy over an x really isn't necessary unless they're spending more time with the x than with you - from your post, that doesn't sound like the case.

 

I'd have to agree, everyone is slightly insane in their own little way. Everyone has flaws and problems they must over come. But people grow up, they mature and sometimes, they stop with mind games. So go experience the world and don't let a few past experiences ruin something beautiful in the future. I have faith in every new person I meet, that they will bring something new to my life. Afterall, in some ways, a little bit of everyone I have ever met is now a part of me. So go meet everyone, enjoy being single the next time you are single, grow as a person, know yourself and that perfect girl will come in due time. I know I am trying to grow as a person myself. Some days are worse than others, but in the end, I believe life is good and the occasional person who tries to bring you down should be ignored with as little words as possible as most people are very cool. But think positive, as people will realize that and be attracted to your attitude, you know?

If you think that way about all girls, well, that is a feeling that may be easy to read. Just remember we are all looking for a meaning in this life and a big part of life is loving someone with all your heart. Its the biggest sacrifice but also, the most beautiful thing in life, LOVE. So don't give up, just think positive because everyone is at least slightly confused by the opposite sex. But the bad in life only make the good in life all the more sweeter!!

 

ok women can be a little crazy sometimes and over react and take things to seriously...but c'mon...all humans are like that! everybody has reasons for being insecure...if you actually sat down and asked your gf whats buggin' her and making her so cranky instead of getting all huffy, maybe she'll talk to you...and gosh! you might understand why shes being this way! maybe it really has nothing to do with you or you talking to your ex. and listen ok we maybe a lil crazy but guys are much more confusing! i was seeing this guy for about 2 weeks...we werent bf and gf...just you huggin' kissin' n stuff...he then says to me he wants it to happen more often and i said to him yeah sounds like a good idea cause i like ya...and as soon i said "i like ya" pooof! he was gone...said i was scaring him and gettin to serious...i mean what the hell is that?! so let me end this by saying women are crazy...but so are guys!

 

You got that right, Michael!

 

i have to admit that i understand men a lot easier.

 

dude, i think this guy just really needed to vent. it's obvious that he was just really frustrated and needed to get those thoughts and feelings out. i've felt that way before in relationships and even though i had horrible thoughts going through my head, it didn't mean i really felt that way towards the person i was with. sometimes when you're mad, you think and say mean things.

 

Ya know, I think it is important to have a balance of crazy and sane, and yes sometimes crazy out weighs sane more then men would like. But who cares as long as your happy?

 

Let the guy vent, cos thats the idea of here....everyone gets frustrated. People generally are mad, cos to each of us our way seems the best, anything else is crazy, and as each sex is wired up differently with different chemiscals of course there are clashes.....but hey lifes colourful so enjoy

 

Crazy girls...Its all about the unpredictability for some people. Never quite knowing whats about to happen, keeps you on your toes.

 

I remember when I had acted psycho and insane in my younger years. (19-28) lol I think I really started maturing when I turned 29 and I was married.

Not all women are insane and psycho. Sounds to me like your girl has insecurity issues, attention issues, and a few other issues. All can be worked with as long as your willing to work with them.

You might have some issues too? Is that unfair to say?

 

I am sure your forgiven

 

Yes, you're right, I was venting, and I love my girl - but I really must maintain that she is insane, and in fact I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that it's just her. It's all women. You're fucking nuts, OK. I know that's not fair. But I think maybe it's a maternal/survival instinct. Like females protect the young to the death, and they need to percieve reality, only the threat. While males, being the hunters and gatherers, needed to make actual sense of the world. So there's my justification.

 

women were the gatherers, actually.

 

but seriously, i'm the least insane woman i know, and i'm fucking nuts.