If you’re wife had a penis?

That would be the perfect situation for me. Don't give me any shit for this because I'm not trying to offend anyone, but I find 90% of men and their bodies disgusting. Don't get me wrong because I am a fairly hairy guy, but I find hair legs, hairy chests, beer bellies and rough sweaty skin a complete turn off. The only thing I like about some men is their cock!!! Therefore, if my woman had a cock it would be the best of both worlds!!!!!

 

Can’t believe I’m replying to myself but think I was overthinking it here don’t think it would really matter I’d still love them

 

If I was going to down on a guy, my standards would be the same for both men and women, clean shaven

 

If my wife had a cock, I would worship if every night. Sucking it dry and letting her unload deep in my ass. The thought of it is such a turn on

 

I have fantasized about women I know suddenly sprouting a big cock and fucking me and mocking my tiny penis.

 

Well, she would need different pants.

 

It would be nice but honestly I don’t know. To me the feeling of a guy releasing inside of me is the rush that sends me over the edge.

 

Me too

 

I love the feeling when they release.

 

Naw not for me, I want my wife with a pussy. I do wish (if she was here) would be ok or encourage me to explore bi

 

Having sucked on his cock for 30-40 minutes I am more than anxious to hear him say "Here I Cum" as I feel his warm load spurting into my eager mouth. It's a wonderful feeling and if he's a heavy cummer even better.

 

I once dated someone who was intersex and had both a penis and vagina. She had no testicles so the penis couldn’t get hard but we made good use of it nevertheless. I loved it and thought it was the best of both worlds as the options seemed endless

 

My wife has a strap on. She is the penis in our relationship...I'm her bitch, and I love it!

 

I think that most of us would agree that we married our wives because they had a vagina and breasts. Had she been sporting a penis we most likely would not have married that person at that time in our lives.