sometimes i tie up my weiner like a pretzel

just for fun ya know.

 

what........the.........fuck...........hahahahahaha

 

i tie my tits in a knot i can tie them in a bow and i can even swing them over my shoulder like a continental soldier

 

That's twisted

 

That puppetry of the penis show creeps me out. And, now I have it in my head

 

Sometimes I throw my plums over my shoulder when I shop so those behind me can admire them.

 

sometimes i can make a giraffe and shit

 

salted or unsalted?

 

C/S,
Rev J

 

You don't want none like a hairy vagina, my scrotum stretches from here to China, my nuts got stuck in my bloody recliner.

 

Wow! How?

 

reading this thread gave me very intresting thoughts.....maybe ill get ai to generate the pictures as described and ill post em

 

Ouch!!!