What's amused you today? XD

How many of those troops passed away the next morning from starvation?

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/1FgyRVjpLas?si=oco1QWsvH3L03wvF

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/3-xrVN-IgRM?si=SC2wndMxHNbdUjly

 

Just people....sick but cant sit still.......

Took on a personal project...........community Flower garden, still needs a lot of work, got some help.

Mzzls

 

Did get a guy to sell a 1970 Chevy Nova SS with the 396 to me finally. He knew I was trying to get him to sell it to me for the last 2 years and said not yet. Found out his wife left him and knew it was time to downsize. Called me Tuesday and gave me an offer I could not turn down. Knows I have a 1972 Nova SS with the 350 in it and a Nova parking only sign in my home shop like this
https://i.etsystatic.com/13061549/r/il/347e16/5973579710/il_fullxfull.5973579710_6h2w.jpg

 

Q: "If a tiger attacked your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, who would you save?"
A: "The tiger."

 

"If people make you sick, cook them longer."

 

A woman’s husband had been in and out of a coma for months, but she never left his side. Day after day, she sat by his bedside, holding his hand, her love and hope unwavering.
One afternoon, to her amazement, his eyes fluttered open. Slowly, he looked around the room and then motioned for her to come closer.
Her heart raced with relief and joy as she leaned in, tears welling up in her eyes. His voice was frail, but he managed to whisper, with a glint of emotion in his eyes,
“You know something? You’ve been there for me through every tough moment in my life.”
She smiled, her heart swelling with love as he continued,
“When I lost my job, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you stayed by my side.
When I got shot, you were there in the hospital, holding my hand.
When we lost the house, you stuck with me.
And now, with my health failing, you’re still here.”
Her eyes brimmed with tears, and she whispered back, “Oh, darling, that’s so sweet. What are you trying to say?”
He took a deep breath, looked her straight in the eye, and said,
“I think you’re bad luck.”

 

"So, how did you and your husband meet?"
"He burned me at the stake in 1645 and I vowed revenge on him in another life."