You know that thing where you put on one of your favorite porn videos of two women masturbating and it's not making any sound. But you kind of don't care and figure you'll look at your iPad's settings in a sec but then your mom walks upstairs to the guest room doorway and says "Ahem!" holding up the BlueTooth speaker from the kitchen as it plays audio of two women talking about the sizes of their clit hoods quite LOUD. And you say, "Well at least my vibrator isn't linked to your phone..." which makes her laugh really fuckin' hard as she walks back downstairs. We've all been there, right?
