amerikka rulz

fuck yeah amerikka rules we can bombv any motherfukkin country that fuks with us csuse they all suck we got all da bombs fuk russia they all queers we got dick cheney he gonna rock those terrorist mother fukas

 

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whatever..

 

fuck yea we got dick cheney dick cheney can kick anyones ass he once gouged this guys eye out because he asked for spare change thats how awesome he is

 

me a big tough american soldier.. me can drop bombs on children from 30,000 feet above them... me so fucking tough! I can also shoot teh terrorists who throw rocks at my tank with big weapons t hat go boom!

 

Lets have a knife fight with Cheney and the Ayatollah... that'd be awesome.

Fuck yeah.

 

yeah whatever..

 

This one time, I saw Cheney take down a bear with his fucking teeth.

 

Everyone remeber when Cheney defeated Godzilla and saved humanity?

 

remember that time Cheney got in a fight with a crib full of little babies? Oh man did he BLOW THOSE FUCKING TERRORISTS' HEADs OFF... Cheneys my hero! Saving us from terrorism once again!

 

The babies were half zombie, and half Pakistani... he didn't really have any other choice.

 

It was a pre-emptive strike.