Do you care if someone sees your sex toys?

I don't. I'm extreeeemely pro-masturbation and have a strong conviction that it's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about and that it should be spoke of, enjoyed and taught openly and often. I have eight sex toys: five wand vibrators, two anal massagers and a so-called "pocket pussy."

I live alone and tend to just leave them out because I know I'll be using them again sooner than later. Hence, it's not all that rare that someone comes over unexpectedly, such as the building maintenance or a friend, and in my haste to let them in I don't think to put them away. Or I just plum forget they're out in plain view.

The most hilarious instance was when I went to meet a friend for dinner. I'd been playing with myself all afternoon and lost track of time. Suddenly I realized I was going to be late. I made myself presentable and rushed out of my apartment. After dinner, my friend asked if I wanted to keep hanging out and suggested we go back to my place. I said sure, having completely forgotten that most of my vibrators were scattered about the floor of my one room apartment that tells no lies.

When we walked into my place, I saw them immediately and stopped her from walking in any further. I said something like, "Oh... Uhhhh... I have 'personal items' [I actually made finger quotes when I said this to her] out in plain view. I don't personally give a fuck but if you want, I can put them away quickly." She said she didn't care and sat at my desk, while I plopped onto my bed and lit a cigarette. We crack a couple beers and continue catching up.

She's mid-sentence when her eye catches my giant plug-in-the-wall Hitachi Wand lying on the floor alongside my bed. She points at it with emphasis and says, "What... is... THAT???" I looked down to see the Hitachi and jokingly told her, "Hmmm, I'm pretty sure you know what that is..." [Implying that as a woman, she'd be no stranger to the wonders of the Hitachi Magic Wand.]

She said, "I mean, yeah! But why do you have it?" I said, "The same reason you have whatever you have," which led to a rousing conversation about the merits of owning a vibrator. A gospel I am more than happy to sing from the rooftops whenever appropriate.

All that said, I am always careful to do a solid sweep of my room before getting on a Zoom call. That would not be ideal.

 

I don't care...sometimes I even show them off. Sometimes I even ask if the person wants to share or help me play with them.

 

If the friend I was talking about didn't have a husband, I absolutely would have asked if she wanted to see how I use it.

 

I left my dildo with a suction cup on it in plain sight in my bathroom. I hadn’t thought about it, didn’t realize anyone would be going in there, just plain forgot.

The guy who saw it had come to my place for a blowjob. He came out carrying it, big smile on his face. I went red, apologized for leaving it out. He said, it’s fine, relax.

So he ended up coming around for more than a blowjob.

 

Hahaha. The most recent slip up was a couple months ago when I was awoken at 5:30 a.m. by my super and a whole team of firefighters. My sink had backedup and overflowed overnight and was leaking downstairs into someone else's apt. I let in the super, four fucking firefighters. And then a whole team of plumbers who spent all day working on my sink. After everyone had left. I noticed two anal vibrators were on my desk. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I too am highly pro-masturbation, as anyone visiting my place would glean from the framed Masturbate-a-thon poster hanging in the hall.

How and whether I stash my collection of masturbation tools is really a matter of who is coming over. I have a few close friends who know all about how I spend my leisure time, and there might be a stray Fleshlight drying out in kitchen or bathroom when they visit. For the benefit of the less enlightened, I will put things away and out of plain sight.

 

I am kind of on the fence here. I have many toys but a very traditional wife and family that would would make a huge issue if they knew of my toys and activities. So they are all locked up and hidden. Have never been found.

when traveling it’s a different story. Cocks and other proudly on display!! I mean I love solo trips now so much! And have some funny TSA and hotel stories of full display toys.

 

My wife had a friend come stay with us for the weekend a while back. We got pretty drunk the first night she was there. So when my wife and I decided to do some role play and I wore her fav very big strap on dildo to fuck her. After we got done I went and washed it off but forgot to put it away and left it sitting out on the dresser. I left the following morning to go run some errands. my wife didn’t notice it was sitting out either. She was in the bathroom doing her make up and told her friend to come get ready in our bathroom. Suddenly she heard her friend start laughing and said looks like my wife had fun last night. My wife was confused and asked why? She laughed and said there’s a huge dick on your dresser. My wife walked out of the bathroom said omg, apologized, and she couldn’t believe she didn’t notice it. When I set it down it was on its base sticking straight up instead of laying it on its side lol. My wife said that made it so much worse and was mortified. She said her friend asked if It bothers me to see her use it and wait until I passed out. Wife told her I bought it, she doesn’t use it on herself, I like wearing it to use on her sometimes. Indicating it was pretty much just for me. funniest part was when I got home first thing her friend said was “soooo I met your wife’s bf…..he seems nice ”. my wife turned so red and yelled at me again later. no clue why she will be mad. Pretty sure her friend was either envious or jealous

 

It doesn't bother me if people see my pocket pussy toy, I have on a few occasions used it Infront of people

 

Not usually! Im usually happy to show them off!

 

My cleaner might have seen my fleshlight laying on the bed over the summer.

I always close my bedroom door when she's here but I was late getting home for her so I ran right upstairs to let her in and didn't think about my door. She moved all her supplies into the hallway and went to work in the bathroom, which is right next to my bedroom. If she looked in, she had a perfect view of the fleshlight laying on my mattress, right next to my pillow. I caught it within a couple minutes but there were definitely two opportunities for her have to seen it.

Her demeanor did not noticeably change but a visit or two later she did make a "trim the bush" double entendre while coming in the house.