Ever caught your son masturbating?

What was really funny was the day I caught my sons watching the only porn tape I had on the VCR! They were so into watching it that they never heard me come into the house and come upstairs to the family room... and they had their dicks out and stroking to beat the band as they watched the movie... and I let them go for maybe five minutes before I let them know I was there. They both started spurting cum all over the place and when they jumped to their feet and, man, what a mess - and one that I made them clean up just to add to their embarrassment. It was all I could do not to laugh the whole time. I grounded them for swiping the porn tape - told them that if they wanted to watch it, they had to ask permission and not just take something that didn't belong to them or, um, the pot calling the kettle black since I used to swipe my father's dirty books like they belonged to me!

 

Excited is putting it mildly!!!!!! Seeing a bare nipple would give me an immediate erection!!!

 

I wouldn't want to. On holidays with him, I saw him waking up. He had a morning wood, stroked it a couple of times in his half-awake slumber. His cock is a nice size, as mine is. I was happy for him. He sure did share it with his girlfriends as he grew up.

 

war schon für mich überraschend mein Sohn und sein Freund der übers Wochenende bei uns schlief nackt zusammen in Bett zu sehen, beide schliefen noch alz ich ihn fragte ob er sein Freund liebt antwortete er wir sind beste Freunde und schlafen gern nackt zusammen, ich lasse die beiden sich ausprobieren sich entdecken is wohl normal heute zu tage.

 

Alles normale, Schätze Händy und Internet lassen junge Leute früher reif werden.

 

Das ist mir auch passiert im Heim damals mochte es eigentlich ganz gern das eincremen oder mit meinem Freund zusammen baden. Mit 8 habe ich gemerkt Jungs mag ich mehr als Mädchen bi kannte ich noch nicht heute lebe ich mein bi Leben aus.

 

Me and a friend were recently talking about masturbation and I was telling her about when I was a teenager how I masturbated everywhere and anywhere. There was not an inch of my parents house that didn't see me cum and not a person in there who didn't know when it was happening if they didn't see it with their own eyes. She said she sometimes thinks about mentally preparing herself for when her son starts masturbating. I asked how old he is. She said he was 12. I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "Well then get... fuckin'... ready..."

 

Hysterical!
I was caught by my mom watching my dad’s porn in a similar way. She busted me just as I busted and I was trying to cover up, trying to explain but couldn’t really talk. What a mess. I was around 16 though, so a little older. I got in trouble for the porn swiping.

 

Yep, gotta pay the piper for swiping the porn and looking at it... but no 'punishment' for jerking off. Hilarious as fuck when you ask them, "What are you doing?" and when you know good and damned well what he/they are doing... because you did it and are still doing it.

 

I have to say, she was pretty cool about it except for the porn swiping. We didn’t have locks on our doors so there was another time she caught me but I was probably 18 or 19 then. That time, I couldn’t hide a thing because I was more into it as I got older and wasn’t really thinking about getting caught or covering up so I had nothing handy to cover with. But she saw what I was up to and walked out and said I’ll talk to you later, when you’re done.

 

Were you able to finish?

 

Back when I was in my first year of college (still living at home) I came home from work late one night thinking about my girlfriend. Got into bed and was happily lost in my stroking, when my bedroom door opened. Mom… saying she was just checking to make sure I got home OK. BS! All she had to do was look out her bedroom window and see my car in the driveway. Anyway, I was mortified, and could not finish.Apparently she talked to my dad and told him what I had been doing. The next morning I was in the kitchen, getting ready to head to class, and Dad walked in. All he said was “don’t worry about it….. we all do it“.
So FF many years and I find myself with teenaged stepdaughter and stepson. I made it a rule, that once they retired for the night, what they did behind their closed. Doors was none of my business. They deserve privacy as much as me and my wife did.

 

Good advice to your stepchildren!