The old persons' quiz

Rawhide series regular but drive by appearance elsewhere no idea

 

It was his horse. I was thinking of his horse

 

I am 76 and I only managed 3 of them. Headlight switch, sifting flour and Roy Rogers dog.
This is probably because we ae in the UK, where back in those days we 'Mangled' our clothes in the back yard.

 

Without looking at anyone's answers...

What does LSMFT stand for?
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

What was the button on the floor of all American cars used for?
Opening hood or trunk?

What was the name of Roy Rogers’ dog?
El perro de Tonto (BTW, Tonto means stupid in Spanish, very racist.)

What had to be done to flour before making a cake?
Sift it.

Kookla, Fran and ________ ?
Ollie

What’s a church key?
Can opener

What’s a party line?
Cocaine!!! Or Shared phone line with other household.

What was Mr. Sales first name?
Soupy, don't forget Blacktooth and White Fang!

In the event of a nuclear attack, how long would the air raid sirens sound?
Until you are dead and can't hear them anymore.

What was the name of Matt Dillon’s first deputy?
Chester the Molester, or McCloud.

What’s a Flubadub?
Three men in a tub?

Also it's Howdy Doody, not Howdy Dowdy. He's the "dood"!

 

Remembering that Mr Ed had the Studebakers cars.

It was Jonathan Swift in Gullivers Travels who first poisted that the Horse had more self control than the human.

 

On the Diver Dan show a fish was named Trigger.

 

Trigger was also a character in the UK sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'

 

6 (incomplete) dog in 'The Littlest Hobo' named ? ( hint same city name - two different countries - Canada and England)