Where Are The Aliens?

Someone just asked on Facebook "Why does everyone keep talking about alien invasion?" I told him, they're already here.

And their technology is so sophisticated, they wouldn't have to invade. Kind of like the Anglo-Zanzibar War. But unlike the Anglo-Zanzibar War, they wouldn't be stupid enough to even waste time and resources trying. Like Dr. McCoy on Star Trek said. They would just come here and say "I am the god Apollo". And everyone on earth would just lay down their arms and start singing and welcome them in. (Now I think they're just messing with our minds, putting simulated things here like ghosts and other things that couldn't happen in real space and time.)

Of course on Star Trek in "Who Mourns for Adonais?" they tried that once. Said they were Apollo. Apollo's dead though. But some people think Jesus and Buddha are real. And in my country they keep seeing Jesus on burns in their toast too, which is strange sometimes.

 

Some toaster manufacturer is certainly having some fun

 

The aliens are the super rich elite ruling classes. The UK Royal Family are direct decendants of the original alien invasion.

 

Hahaha

 

They may have evolved (in their own way? Trying not to sound stupid) to not have to invade using physical force and being so obvious. They use some mind control, maybe.

 

They ran away screaming...



Mzzls

 

You have no idea how much I love South Park. I have watched it so many times over years. Best show ever, imo. I have made some South Park references on my other forum! It's fun to do.

 

What; you've never been to a Super WalMart at 3:00 AM?

 

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If there is another inteligent lifeform in the universe they may have checked us out and decided we were too insane to deal with at all.

 

I miss how the Walmarts around here used to be 24 hour. Nothing to do where I live now, except get stoned as hell and wander around walmart at 3 AM when no one can sleep. I had a lot of fun doing that.

 

Aliens lock their doors when they fly by earth...

 

Err...now wait-a-minute!

 

With some new recessive genes . . . .

 

It is called the internet. Virtual reality will become our mind prison/escapism from our all too quickly receding personal intelligence, imagination and natural instincts.
Nobody really knows shit from shine-ola anymore. Information Super Highway ? more like disinformation stupor highway. We are devolving as fast as our smart tech is evolving. We are replacing ourselves with machines. We created our own usurpers.

 

Perhaps they are referring merely to terrestial undocumented migrants.

 

Aliens think Earth is the Alabama of the Universe.

 

Or likely, they have to get their shots..