Getting Stoned And Masturbating

Jerkingoff in front of a mirror is very erotic. I do it once in a while. It always brig out a good cum shot

 

I don't know how to send a Link, but if you go to PornHub and Search for Massage Lovers, that is the couples Handle. I think she was perfect before she got a Boob Job.

 

I’m not a fan of boobs jobs especially when they go to big. I can understand a lift but going two sizes bigger no that you.

 

Last night I had another mind-blowing masturbation session using my usual combination of Marijuana Edibles, online porn and fantasizing. I recently discovered another extremely hot female porn star. Great mix of couples videos, threesomes and foursomes. Watched a couple of my favorite handjob videos, this time got really turned on when in one video the Male masturbated himself (his cock looks like mine) and when he came, it was just like I did years ago. I retired to my bedroom to continue edging using just a little of my favorite lube. I have a series of nude beach sex fantasizes in my arsenal, so I started thinking about several of them. My cock felt great and was extremely hard. I was varying my strokes and took a brief break to do some penis exercises that I used to do. When I was peaking on the marijuana edible, I started thinking about my nude beach foursome fantasy and I came hard. I recently added something to my masturbation ritual. I read that Pinenuts are good for your penis health. Seven days before my next planned masturbation session I eat about a 1/4 cup of Dry Roasted Pinenuts.It seems to work very well. This time with all the above things I came hard with at least ten cum spurts.

 

Sounds like an amazing time.

Love getting stoned and edging my cock till the point it might just blow in its own. I have Wednesday off and plan on doing this for hours.

 

I really enjoy pegging and anal masturbation. I have new toys showing up today and just got some edibles. I think I'll take an edible and fuck myself silly tonight

 

After an early am appointment, I plan on a big stoke and a long stroke. Hopefully getting 4-6 hours in.

 

Last night I had an intense masturbation session. I shaved my cock and balls earlier in the evening, I ate a shot glass of Roasted Pinenuts and one Chocolate Cannibas edible. As in past sessions started out watching a new favorite nude beach porn video and a few more favs. I spent over an hour watching several videos from the massage/handjob couple. I usually FF through their videos, but recently let the video run uninterrupted. I once said she has a Masters Degree in Handjobs, it's actually a PhD. I have never seen any other handjob videos with so many different strokes, including using both hands. I also really got into the video because the guy was so turned on by her handjob that he masturbated his penis and when he came it was intense. I also added something new to my masturbation session. I discovered a website that sells pheromone products for men and women. I received a tincture that smells like a good smelling pussy. It contains Copulin which is a fatty acid from a woman's vagina. I put several drops on a cloth face mask and when I was peaking on the edible, I was stroking my cock and balls I inhaled through my nostrils deeply. The Pinenuts release Nitrous Oxide which strengthens an erection and every time I breathed in the tincture, I felt sensations in my penis and multiple micro brain orgasms. I edged in bed for over 45 minutes and when I finally came it was very intense and long orgasm. I counted nine heavy spurts of cum. This may have been a personal best masturbation session. In a few weeks I will try to top last night. I may have to order one of those Medic Alert devices.

 

First time was in high school with a friend. It was slow at first but it got going and lasted a long time. She was more used to it and got off several times. All these years later I love an edible and sucking my husband's cock or the college kid next door. It can sometimes cause a delay in "wetness" but with either of them my orgasm starts after about 20 minutes and lasts so long with such intensity I get lost in the pleasure and the intensified feeling of the sensations of their tongues on me. I don't do it all the time and I still enjoy either one going down on me but if the neighbor guy brings me an edible we kiss, touch and get naked waiting for it to hit me. Then I just lay back and enjoy him or straddle his face while holding the headboard. He says he prefers to receive my blow job without the THC. It feels great but he said when he comes down he has difficulty remembering all the fun we had. All of it is great either way.
Barbara

 

So I noticed you said "when they both" go down on you... So can we assume that you like both men and women to go down on you... And do you also go down on both guys and girls?

 

Love it!! Thank you!!

 

I was less than clear there. I have enjoyed both women and men but I totally prefer men. The neighbor is a sophomore in college and he grew up flirting as soon as puberty kicked in. I just laughed it off until he graduated high school. I called his bluff on July 2, 2022, the day before he turned 18. He actually knocked on our door at 10:30pm and he and I sat on our porch talking and watching the clock. At 5 minutes past midnight he was 18. I asked him, "Braden, Would you like me to suck your cock for your birthday?" He was so cute stammering and falling all over himself to ask me, "Are you serious?" I pulled him up from the porch chair and realized he needed practice with French Kissing too. I told him, "If you're serious and really want it, go in the house, get completely naked and relax on the couch." He actually did it! I looked through the front door glass and saw him leaning back on the couch and already hard as a rock! Raging testosterone! I went inside and after some more talk and kisses I took him into my mouth and giggled to myself when he inhaled deeply and then began sucking his cock for what he said was the first time in his life. I thought he'd have been more of a ladies' man. I had to stop every 2-3 minutes so he didn't finish before I wanted him to. He was about average in length but had a thickness in his 6"+ girth that made it very hot for me. He made it to 10 minutes when I didn't stop. He let out a loud breath and whispered, "That feels so good!" The first shot hit the back of my throat almost making me cough but I was able to swallow it and I think three more thick "ropes." I continued until he squirming because it was too sensitive. I got him a pop from the fridge and we talked about his first blow job. He seemed shocked I swallowed as fast as he pumped it out. What do girls do nowadays? Always finish with a handy or just insult a guy by spitting it out like poison?

I couldn't keep my hands off his balls and then as soon as I touched his cock again it sprang to fully erect almost right away. I stood up and pulled off my sweater and then my bra. I had to tell him he could touch my "mom" boobs. I pulled his hands to them and just enjoyed his light touches. I pulled off my socks and opened my pants. He just stared. I worked them down and off and had to tell him, "You can pull down my panties if you like." As he did he said, "Oh a landing strip." Obviously, he was used to girls who are terrified of pubic hair. I asked him, "Braden, would you like to fuck me?" He said, "Yeah but I've never done it." Not a problem as any woman knows. I was going to straddle him but I've always thought a "first time" should be a Missionary thing. I laid back on the couch and pulled him to me. He just laid on top of me and kissed me. I moved him and reached down to guide him into me. I held him back to keep from just running it right into me. I told him, "Slow. Feel it all," as I slid my other hand onto his butt. I pushed him a little at a time and it felt great when his thick firm head popped in under my pubic bone. I pulled him to me all the way until we were pelvis to pelvis. When I put my arms around him, he instinctively began pumping but I had to tell him to pull back until he felt the head being squeezed and held inside me and then to push in as far as he wanted and pull back again. He was laying on my boobs and was thrusting and pumping on automatic. I couldn't see his eyes but he finally pushed himself up and looked at me. He kept a great rhythm but each time I lifted my hips to pump back to him it threw him off. I knew it wasn't going to last too long as most first times don't. He stared at me and I could tell the sensations were all new to him. I whispered, "You make me feel so good. You can go slower or stop and start to make it last if you like," but I could see in his eyes his attention was 100% on what he was feeling with his beautiful erection that was swelling and getting almost uncomfortably stiff as he started really driving it into me. I felt him shudder and he let out an "orgasm grunt" as he closed his eyes and pushed deep and held it in there - another human male instinct. Suddenly his eyes shot open and he asked almost in a panic, "You won't get pregnant will you?!" I smiled and said, "Braden, you can cum inside me as many times as you want - anytime you want and never worry. Can you keep going and cum again?" He said, 'I don't think so," as I felt him slip out of me and then felt that warm reminder of it running down my butt and of course onto the couch cushion. We ended it that night but with my husband's OK it has to have been close to 100 times in the last 2 1/2 years. He introduced me to edibles and the intensity of f-ing the hell out of me as he got better at it and grew in confidence. Braden has a girlfriend now so I'm not sure anything will continue when he comes home for summer in June. My husband asked if I wanted to give him his first threesome but I think that should be with two girls and I doubt a college freshman girl is so confident she'd want to share her boyfriend with a 50+ old lady. I hope this answers your question and satisfies your curiosity. I'm always well satisfied with the guy I married and his freakishly large erection.
Take Care and Best Wishes to You!
Sincerely,
BarbaraJO
Orange County, CA

 

Wonderful sharing Barbara! Thank you! Your details expressed were right on!

 

You did a great thing for this kid.....that first bj is sure to be burned into his brain, permanently.....I know mine is....

 

My life would have very different if I met someone like you when I turned eighteen. I didn't have much sex until after college. Made up for it when I lived in San Diego, mostly at Swingers club and parties. I also met a lot of couples at Blacks Beach. I was the only single person at a private party with five couples. They were laughing because I had a constant erection for the whole party. I miss those days.

 

Woke up and still feel high from last night. I’ve got a cock ring on now and might out another one in soon.