Here's a good one, it's called "vegetarianism", in extreme cases this has been known to progress to "veganism", it is a psychological disorder suffered by weak minded people who refuse to eat the meat that the good lord provided for them. Symptoms include self righteousness, anemia, and excessive methane production. Not that I have a problem with it, it's just that I find it hard to stomach when you people try and impose your warped disorder onto other people and even your own children and pets. You know it's true. I have heard of vegetarians forcing thier pet cats and dogs who are naturally carniverous to eat a vegetable based diet because they think they are doing the right thing. Pure tosh and codswallop. Nonsense.
