Fact of the day

Did you know its impossible to lick your own elbow?
thats what it said on my penguin chocolate bar.

Do you know any facts? or don't you give a fact?

 

I dont really give a fact.

 

90% of all statistics are made up

 

its a fact that everything i say is a lie

 

i dont believe you!!

 

and well you should not believe such an egregious liar as myself .

 

I bet this girl can

 

thuth is iver never told a lie

 

shes toungenocio and every time she tells a lie ........oh , tell me another lie toungnocio .

 

thats a creepy tongue

i wonder if she can lick her eyeball

 

una lingua de capacidad !!!

 

I bet yogi people can lick their elbows.

 

i bet they can lick a lot more than elbows.

 

in a scenario with no toilet paper and to much flexible time on yer hands ........

 

there are three times more chickens in the world than humans

 

We already have a Useless Information thread in the Old Hippies forum.

http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26846