Guys did you ever...

Outside a Chinese restaurant in Germany. I was waiting on my takeaway order so I stepped outside and relaxed in the sunshine. There was a flat above the restaurant. Let’s just say the lady was getting everything she wanted, and more. I could tell from her pleasured moans she was loving it.

I had to have a wee chug before I settled down to my food.

 

Outside a Chinese restaurant in Germany. I was waiting on my takeaway order so I stepped outside and relaxed in the sunshine. There was a flat above the restaurant. Let’s just say the lady was getting everything she wanted, and more. I could tell from her pleasured moans she was loving it.

I had to have a wee chug before I settled down to my food.

 

Nope. Plus, my house is separated so that won't happen.

 

Happened to look out my bedroom window one evening and my wife’s niece and her ex husband were in their kitchen and he had her bent over the dining room table and was fucking her from behind…. I was jacking off as I watched them

 

In an apartment I was living in with my ex., the neighbors bedroom was right next to ours. My ex. worked nights and one night, somewhat late, I over heard the unmistakable sounds of two people very much enjoying each other. They were trying to be somewhat quiet but not quiet enough.

I enjoyed their antics quite a few nights before they moved out.

 

My parents often. I asked about it eventually and they said it was mum having a nightmare. I didn't realise the truth for a couple of years

 

Yes. Growing up my parents had a super active sex life. When I was younger the noises of my mother orgasms were terrifying. They explained to me what they were doing and as I got into my teenage years I got more daring and would listen and time my masturbation with my mom's orgasm. Kinky...

 

My first job after college was being a traveling sales rep on the road four nights a week. Most of the time I stayed in inexpensive motels suited for “grips,” traveling salesmen. About half of the motels had poor sound insulation between rooms and some of them rented rooms by the hour as well as by the night. Numerous times I’d wake with an erection while hearing loud sexual noises coming through the wall and would often visualize I was in that room fucking the loud woman. If I didn’t masturbate, I would have a hard time going back to sleep.

 

My experience wasn’t hearing so much. Many years ago I was at a men’s retreat and was sleeping in a large cabin loft. There were several other guys in the loft all of us in twin beds. It was very dark and late. I felt something warm a wet land on my arm and instinctively felt it with my other hand. It was sticky and somewhat thick. It was too dark to see so I smelled it. It smelled like cum, so yes again, instinctively I tasted it. Yep, cum. it was a moment a young guy git up to go to the bathroom. I’m fairly certain it was from him. I was impressed! He shot that load from 15’ away.

 

It was the "instinctively I tasted it" that did it for me.

 

Several times but my first I think. When visiting my dad sometimes, i had a bedroom right next to my very sexy step sister. It wasnt exactly sex with another, but almost every night I could clearly hear her masturbating, alot. She was quite vocal about it, which didn't bother me a bit lol. I masturbated to her masturbate and purring with pleasure, Happily lol.

 

Many, many years ago, I shared 2 bedroom apartment with a friend. One afternoon I came home and heard my friend in his bedroom. He and someone else were going at it like dogs in heat. Between what they were asking each other to do and the grunts and moans I started to get aroused. So, figuring that I would get done before they did, I started masturbating while sitting on the couch. Then all of a sudden they finished. Well I wasn't quite done, so I continued. The girl that he was with came out to get a glass of water. She had to walk through the living room to get to the kitchen. I didn't notice her, but she noticed me and what I was doing. The next thing I knew, she sat down beside me on the couch, completely naked and said: "You poor boy, let me help you with that". Without hesitation, she removed my hand from my very erect cock and started gently stroking it with hers. In no time at all I was squirting cum all over me and her hand. Without saying a word, she got up and returned to the bedroom. I don't know how she explained the cum on her hand or what she did with it, but at that point I didn't care.