What's the most embarrassing, sex related, thing that's happened to you?!

I was slightly embarrassed while watching my wife suck her boyfriend's BIG cock. I think it was due to the fact that I was more focused on his cock than I was her. Watching her make his cock rock hard made my cock rock hard

 

One of my wife's friends was house sitting while we were out of town.
She seen one of our video tapes , a year later she was giving me a ride home, she told me that she seen the video and that I could be a porno actor .

 

That would be my mother catching me fucking a male friend in the ass...

 

Failing to get hard when offered to fuck someone I wanted to, after she stimulated my cock so much I couldn’t cum or get hard.
I would have been happy to fuck her without my own orgasm.

 

I gave a blowjob to a friend, his friend watched, then I did it to his friend as well.

 

There were a couple of times I was quite embarrassed doing something sexual. First one was with my ex wife when we had not been dating that long. She was staying over at mine and my mum and dad were next door. We started having sex on the bed but it was making too many creaking noises. So we decided to do it on the floor doggy style. I started to fuck her and I must've got a cramp or something because after a few minutes my whole body locked up while I was inside her, I just couldn't move. I was like that for another two minutes maybe, stuck in the one position with my cock jammed inside her. All the time apologising. Very embarrassing.

 

One Saturday morning sleep-in time, I was on the wife, giving it to her, and I look over my shoulder and the three boys, ages from 5 to 13 were standing next to the bed, wanting breakfast.

 

:-0 ohhhh! Yikes!!!

 

Yep, you learn to lock your bedroom door...

 

That was most embarrassing episode. We were in a renter with no lock on the door. We used a chair after that. But wait, there's more. When I was 20 and my first girlfriend was 20, had 2 boys under 3. I think we were in a 69, if I remember correctly, and her two boys came in wanting a drink of water. She took my cock out of her mouth and said, "I'll be out soon". Kids. We made no allowance for keeping them occupied, with so much fun to have

 

I have several embarrassing moments but perhaps the most embarrassing happened with a girl I would fuck occasionally who shared a place with her friend. I had a reputation for distance and I could and would easily pull out when I was cumming and give a girl an unexpected facial or frost their hair from several feet away. So we were having sex laying across her bed and we were both being very quiet because her roommate was home and I pulled out and shot several ropes of cum that went over her head and I thought onto the floor until I heard the sound of an unhappy cat that was the recipient of my load. The cat freaked out and so did she because it was her roommates cat that slipped in unnoticed. She tried to get something to clean off the cat and it ran out of the room and yep you guessed it straight into her roommates lap who of course ran her hand right through my cum. I don’t know who was more embarrassed out of the three of us but I was never invited back over

 

Our three year old daughter walked into our room as I was astride the wife, ramming my cock into her mouth….I was nearly cumming so it was getting a bit frantic.

My wife kicked the door closed and the moment was gone. She got up and tended to the daughter and we were convinced that she’d managed to explain the situation away innocently.

Until my wife’s friend came over later that day, and out of nowhere, my daughter shouted “I saw mummy and daddy have sex today, mummy was kissing daddies willy.”

My wife said to me that instead of blurting out rubbish to her friend, raised eyebrows and a shrug of the shoulders was enough to explain what was happening

 

Had a female friend walk in on my fingering myself on my couch. We laughed it off lol. Havnt had many embarassing things happen i guess

 

You should have asked her to give you a helping hand.

 

My then-wife and I were out at a bar and were meeting a potential lover for my wife. He showed up, turned out to be a great guy, and joined us at our booth. Before long they were dancing and touching each other all over. I watched as they slow danced and kissed on the dance floor. At one point they came back to the booth and the guy slid in next to my wife. For the rest of the night she was his and I was the third wheel. At one point they were kissing pretty good and I could see them exchanging tongues. I watched closely and it was incredibly hot. Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one that noticed. I went to the restroom and before I left I heard a familiar voice. It was a co-worker...he said "it looks like you and your wife have an interesting arrangement" and winked at me. He told me our secret was safe with him, but it was totally embarrassing as we had tried very hard to keep our lifestyle a secret. I learned two important lessons that night. 1. Don't play in public near where you live unless you don't have a problem with people knowing your business, and 2. co-workers can make good play partners under the right circumstances. Yep, eight months later I was leaving the company to take another job, and for keeping his silence we invited him for a little fun.

 

It wasn't embarrassing to me but at the time to my wife. We were camping with friends and one night my wife got pretty inebriated. I had my buddy go into our camper and turn out the lights in the bedroom, Several minutes later I led my wife into the camper and undressed her in the living area, we kissed for several minutes and she she had to pee so I told her I'd be waiting in bed.

I waited out of site in the camper, when my wife emerged from the restroom she went into the bedroom. As it was dark she didn't notice that the cock she climbed on wasn't mine or the fact it was three times as big ! In minutes I heard her first orgasm and she said you feel so big tonight. Then my buddy said it was because he was bigger. She yelp oh shit but didn't stop and continued to fuck him for a good twenty minutes having multiple climaxes.

When they finished they walked out of the bedroom smiling about what just happened. Wife was still naked with my buddies cum running down her legs.She looked at me and said good joke. Now are you going to fuck me like you were supposed to do. I headed to the bedroom and my wife kissed my buddy goodbye and told him he was going to fuck her again real soon. They are now regular fuck buddies as she loves his big cock. She later admitted to me she enjoyed the prank immensely and I was forgiven. It was the first time she unknowingly took another mans cock but it may not be the last!! I just bought her a blindfold. Should be fun.

 

Momma in law wants son in law to do the same to her like you did her daughter, maybe at the same time

 

Me and my wife are army vets. We met a couple, at a swingers club, that were marine vets. Every time we bumped into them we would playfully insult each other branch of service. My wife and husband always went at it pretty hard. For months my wife would dance and tease the husband then leave him high and dry. One night my wife agreed to meet the marine and his wife at their home. I tried to warn her what the marine would do to her if he got his hands on her. I was sure pretty sure the marine was going to make this a fucking competition. It was the Army vs Marine as far as he was concerned.

The marine quickly dragged my giggling wife into a bedroom when we got to their house. It was hard to pay attention to the marines wife while hearing all the noise coming from the bedroom. I don’t know if there were fighting or fucking in there. I couldn’t help myself. I left the marines wife to check on my wife. When I walked in I saw the husband banging my wife from behind as hard as physically possible. The Marine looked at me and screamed out “SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER”. That’s when my wife collapsed onto her stomach and started writhing around in orgasmic bliss.

My wife and the Marine had a marathon sex session that night. By the end of the night I sat alone in the living room while listening to my wife screams of pleasure. Every time my wife organ the Marie wound yell out “SEMPER FI”. If this was a fucking competition the Marines kicked the Army ass that night.

 

Damn...