How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

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  1. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    A lot, not been counting and the maths would probably be too difficult. At a guess it is four maybe even five figures.
     
  2. LowHangers

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    Coming up with a figure as to how many times I've masturbated is difficult to calculate just as trying to calculate how many blowjobs I've given.
     
  3. Lovnflman

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    sadly, I went February through July with none! August and September were better but still not enough. And looking back over the years I’m sure it was high triple digits, if not pushing four digits. I had a lot more alone time back then. Now just life gets in the way.
     
  4. Andy Schumer

    Andy Schumer Visitor

    Oh my jeezus!

    okay. I wrote the date, time and method, how long it took each time. So far I am in my 15th book. Yeah so I also saved the 20’some gallon of semen in buckets
     
  5. Dirtykinks

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    These days I chat with arousr girls and do it daily. ;)
     
  6. JS420

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    Being the fact that I am 68 and have always gotten great pleasure from masturbating, I would have to say literally in the 10s of thousands!!!
     
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  7. KDaddy23

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    Tens of thousands sounds about right...
     
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  8. Micheal9

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    When I was a teen I would keep record of how many times I would masturbate, unfortunately I have long loss it. So I tried do the math, let’s say a lot!
    Just was some quick and easy math, I would say easily over 6k by the time I was 18.
     
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  9. jball45

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    Maybe 45 x X.
     
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  10. Barefoot Rick

    Barefoot Rick I love my dirty bare feet

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    Me I have masturbated over 100,000 times in my life and still going strong
     
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  11. hitman73

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    Funny you should ask! I was just discussing this with my wife earlier lol. I calculated that if I've masturbated 5 times a week (give or take 1) since I was 12 I've likely masturbated almost 10,000 times in my life. I consider myself a pro.
     
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  12. Transguy

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    Well I’m addicted to masturbating and I started at a young age… probably about 100,000 times. At a guess
     
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  13. NWHOU62

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    I have no way to count that high. I am 61 and there are still 4 times away sometimes
     
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  14. PGA

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    I have posted somewhere here, but roughly I calculated about 24000 times during 60 years, which means 1.5 times a day and a total of 5 gallons of semen liquid LOL/
    Another calculation is if I have spent 0.5 hours for each session, it will be 500 days and about 1.3 years. Oh my God I have stimulated my cock1.3 years constantly! I can't believe it.
     
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  15. Belgium91

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    Started wanking when i was 11, always been doing it a lot. Ever since covid hit, it became an addiction really and been doing it 3/4 times a day even when sick or not feeling well. So al things considered around 17200 times at least. Hope i can keep going like this till I die :)
     
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  16. PGA

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    How old are U? We are at the same ⛵. I have masturbated a bout 24000 times since I was 11 or 12.
     
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  17. Lovnflman

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    I started when I was 12, and now in my early 60s, I would guess around 6000. But I have to add that I had a quite active sex life since I was 19, so I didn’t have the need as often. Frequent sex at home, and nightly when I was out of town. The number I would like to know is how many orgasms I’ve had, with someone or solo.
     
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  18. Doug22

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    Guessing way over 100 000
     
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  19. Hardallthetime2976

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    I'm 48 started as a teenager so thousand times
     
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  20. JS420

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    I don't know how honest anyone else is being, but I'm almost 70 and I figure that a fairly accurate estimate would be about 25,000 times. I find it hard to believe someone that says they masturbated 30,000+ times in 9 years. That's roughly 10 times a day, every day for 9 years. I know a lot of people love to masturbate, but that's quite a bit excessive and bordering on hard core addiction!!!
     

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