What would you rather?

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  1. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    What would you rather:

    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? Definitely watch porn with my parents

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? Ugh....horse shit.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? A bridge

    Die drowning, or hanging? Hanging

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? Lose all my money.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? My tongue- I dont sing, and I can write.

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? Throw up on the girl I like.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? Wow...hard. I guess....Rosanne...since she is a girl? But no, she's really fat. Then Geroge Bush? No...I guess Rosanne.

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    Broken glass


    What would YOU guys rather?
     
  2. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? ugh oh god.....that's horrible. ahhaha...i'd watch with parents starring in it....at least i'd have the option of turning it off without them knowing.......*shudder* oh god you sick fuck :D

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? djslkfjs the spider.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? bridge. above water.

    Die drowning, or hanging? drowning....hanging is very eerie.

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? Money for sure.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? leg. tongues do too many nice things.

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? ahahha son of a bitch! what a choice! gurt on the guy i'm with.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? Roseanne. She's probably not as awkward and "heh. heh. heh." as bush would be.
    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    glass.
     
  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    :)
     
  4. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it?
    watch it with them

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit?
    ew. i dont want to think about either

    Jump off a building, or bridge?
    bridge

    Die drowning, or hanging?
    hanging

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down?
    house burn down

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off?
    left leg

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? T
    throw up on the guy i like. there would probably be an excuse.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? george bush. roanne is so gross and im not into lesbianism. but eww both are to fucking sick to think about.

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    hot coals.


    What would YOU guys rather?
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    What would you rather:

    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? Watch it with my parents...

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? Horse shit.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? Bridge.. into water... right?

    Die drowning, or hanging? Hanging is faster.

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? Have my house burn down.. well depends.. on how much money i had.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? Left leg.

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? Throw up.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? George Bush.

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    Hot coals.


    What would YOU guys rather? I just answered.
     
  6. freeness

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  7. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    What would you rather:

    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it?

    watch with them

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit?

    tsh horseshits only grass and oats....and stuff

    Jump off a building, or bridge?

    a bridge

    Die drowning, or hanging?

    apparently drowning is like going to sleep, so drowning

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down?

    Lose all my money.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off?

    left leg, i need to be able to talk! besides you can get fake legs

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class?

    where do you get these questions from? um spew on girl

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)?

    rosanne, who doesn't like some cushin' for there pushin'

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?

    coals, i reckon you could run reallyt fast, where as glass would stay sticking in to your feet and would fucking hurt
     
  8. acetonephish

    acetonephish lickage

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? Starring in it

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? horse shit.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? A building

    Die drowning, or hanging? Hanging

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? house burn down

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? tongue

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? Throw up on the guy I like.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? roseanne

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    Broken glass
     
  9. acetonephish

    acetonephish lickage

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    i was watching a special about suicide, and they were talking about people who had jumped off the golden gate bridge, and they had some survivors talk. when you hit that water, you break a fuck load of bones in your body. possibly over 50 percent. and then once you hit the water, you dont die instantly. you could be alive for several more minutes, i think they said up to 10 or 15 or something, but i watched that show a long time ago
     
  10. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    What would you rather:

    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it?

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit?

    Jump off a building, or bridge?

    Die drowning, or hanging?

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down?

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off?

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class?

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)?

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? watch porn with the parents

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? as long as I could cut out its venom sack, definatly the tarantula.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? I'd probably die either way... doesn't really matter to me.

    Die drowning, or hanging?
    this surveys morbid... probably drowning.

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? Is my house insured? Probably have the house burn.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? Ugh, the tongue I guess... what is this, The Sudan?

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? I don't really have class no more, but probably crap myself in class.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? Wow...hard. I guess....Rosanne...since she is a girl? But no, she's really fat. Then Geroge Bush? No...I guess Rosanne.

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    Both are carny tricks. The broken glass doesn't puncture if spread out over a bed, you can feel where youre steping, and if you feel a sharp point move it with ya foot. coal and the dead skin on your feet are both poor conductors of heat, so it won't really damage your feet if you wak on it.
     
  12. Gypzy

    Gypzy Member

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    Watch porn with my parents...

    Horse shit

    Bridge

    I'd like to drown...but I'm scared of the mermaids...

    left leg chopped off...

    shit my pants and hope no one notices...

    Rosanne....screwing George Bush must be the most immoral thing anyone could do...yuck yuck yuck

    hot coals...call me weird, but I think that would actually be pretty fun...
     
  13. snelio37

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? i hate you. erm, them starring. at least then i can burn the medium and they wont have to be aware it ever happened

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? horse shit.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? bridge.

    Die drowning, or hanging? hanging

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? well, i have very little money, so i'd rather lose that. but if it was the general money of the household, than the house can go.

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? left leg. preosthesis anyone?

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? throw up on whomever i'm with.

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? ew. roseanne. even though i'm a girl, it's still better than bush.

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    i've walked on broken glass and lit cigarettes. coals. my friend, james, was running rahter quickly across some train tracks once and he steeped on something glass and broke it. he said it was a feeling he'll never forget, waiting to feel the pain, and it not coming.
     
  14. wastingthedawn

    wastingthedawn *~Pure Light~*

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    Watch porn with your parents, or watch porn with your parents starring in it? Watch porn with parents...

    Eat a live tarantula, or horse shit? er...I'm not going to eat a live anything...So I'm going to have to go with the horse shit.

    Jump off a building, or bridge? bridge...I'm hoping it would be a bridge away from people so noone but me would get hurt...

    Die drowning, or hanging? hang

    Lose all your money, or have your house burn down? Money...but I don't know cause once the moneys gone the house is too when they morgage stops getting payed...

    Have your tongue, or left leg chopped off? Leg...I like singing to much...

    Throw up on the girl you like, or shit your pants in class? THrow up...

    Screw George Bush, or Rosanne (from that old TV show)? Roseann...She's not overly attractive but George Bush would make me want to puke guts out...

    Walk on broken glass, or hot coals?
    Coals...
     
  15. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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