Kinkiest/Horniest/Strangest teen confession

Growing up in the 90s and having less porn than youths nowadays. I relied on the step dad's porn tapes. One day whilst home alone I went snooping and came across more than I bargained for. Between lingerie, erotic letters and a vibrator, it's fair to say I had a buzz masturbating as a teen. Almost got caught once but still turns me on now.

Yes I cleaned before and after.

 

My craziest teen confession is probably the time I tried to masturbate by fucking the exhaust pipe on my car. I had the house to myself so I stripped down and got busy out in the garage. It was awkward and wasn't really all that great, but I did manage to shoot my load up inside it.

 

Sounds difficult but as a horny teen, we would fuck anything.

 

Sticky situation. Reminds me of Jim in American Pie when he humps the pie

 

I started by humping the mattress, my imagination was active and plenty, but mostly about my sister’s friends breasts ir some girls in school. Dreaming and wishing.

When home alone I took the sears catalog and opened it to the bra and bikini pages, I used a Saran Wrap since I didn’t have condoms and I rubbed and pressed my cock to ejaculation.

Later I developed the pressure masturbation, cock out of my underwear, shifted sideways and I pulled my pants up as tight as I could against my cock, then I moved my hips up and down to stimulate myself with the pressure.
I was turned on watching the big bulge as well.
When I came I hurried to take it out to avoid having a big wet spot on my pants, or if too late I hurried to pinch and block the semen until I pulled my cock out. In the last instance I felt and saw the pulsating through the fabric.

a few times I would use Saran Wrap while doing the thing in my pants then I fully enjoyed the ejaculation without a worry.

 

Very hot

 

True, back then I stuck my dick in anything I could. Probably still true if I'm honest.

 

Just ask, if she knows what you did before and she would like to see you do

 

If she laughs I think it will be from amusement and excitement and likely be turned on to a certain degree. Based on your comment
Looking forward to know how it goes

 

Awesome!!

 

No crazy experience, but I'll be flowing this thread.

 

No interaction with girls, or at least no more than show and feel a couple of times. My sex ed was mostly MM in secret. My brother and I used to be in his room, reading his girly magazines. Where he got them all I have no idea. From early on, we'd pull ourselves quite often, trying to produce come. Some friends could, and eventually I did. I remember I told Him I could, then I showed him by pulling myself so he could see the come coming out of my cock.
With little interaction with girls, a friend and I pulled each other in secret in the school sports room. He was a dominant type, and eventually coerced me into fucking his ass. I was surprised to find my cock went right up him to the balls with no real effort. I gave in and fucked him. He said not to come in him as he didn't like it. I did anyway, what the hell? So many rules? In hindsight, I realized he must have accomodated a few by then, and I didn't want this to continue so I did not hang around with Him after that.
All pretty lame but that's where my love of cock emerged, although no MM until I was 50, for a few years. None since.

 

While my brother was sitting on his girlfriend, all clothed, just joking around, I scratched and felt her crotch without him knowing. She reached down and felt my cock.
One time, myself and two other couples were all camping under a tarpaulin at the beach. I woke, lying sideways facing another mate's girlfriend, who had her arm resting on my morning hard-on. When she woke and realized, she leapt up in shock. I played chicken and pretended to be asleep. Nothing was said about it.
PS I wish I would have gone further and fingered her, and pulled my cock out for her. My bro would have got his out too. Could have been a spit roast party.

 

I don't think I have anything that the moderators would allow...

 

Really?

Surely they can't be that bad

 

Some things are off limits to talk about

 

You'd have to start a conversation with me if you really want to know what I can't talk about openly in the forum... but it's pretty horny, maybe kinky, not all that strange...

 

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