ways to sneak ecstasy in the airport

i am going to florida this summer and i want to bring some ecstasy with me...i was just wondering how can i find a way to sneak some pills without getting caught...can someone help me pls? if you guys suggest any ideas...have you tried it before and did it work?

 

its a small pill, its not that fuckin difficult to sneak in, try on the bottom of a ciggarette pack put the pill underneath(s/p?) the ciggarettes. or just in your pocket.

 

HA! You're going to Florida and want to bring pills?

 

yo pocket its not like weed so theres not a problem of smell and there not huge either

 

see the thing is i would just put that shit in my pocket but i heard that the metal detector could sense if you got something on you...my friend went down to puerto rico and they pulled him on the side after he past it and asked if he got something with him but he dont...he just smoke weed the day before so i guess the metal detector sense the smell from his clothes...that is why i'm kinda scared to get caught...

 

why? you got connection down there..if you do hook me up!!! lolz

 

key words are metal detector is detecs metal not smell ive never heard of this another thing you could do is buy some vitaims or something and take a couple out and put in the pills find something that matches the shape of the pills but make sure you can tell them apart and put that in one of your bags

 

That's called profiling.

 

It depends on the size of the airport, but sometimes they'll have drug dogs there. Seems risky, you can probally find some down in Florida though.
Funny story, but I wrote a comic about this a while back and thought I'd share


Ok, so it's not very funny and/or logical but hell, I was high.

 

Wow.
That was great.
A smell detector.
C'mon man!
Put 'em in a pill bottle, and go through the metal detectors with them in there, it's not like the bottles metal, or it can smell them.
lol

 

you sure it was the metal detector and not a smelloscope?

 

well it was my friend who told me...i know it sound pretty unbelievable but its true...hey calling home, your comic is cool! i heard its pretty expensive if you buy e in florida...is this true?

 

Err, did anyone think about just carrying them in the checked luggage? Unless you plan on slingin' em to the other passengers during the flight it'd be rather unnecessary to bring them with your carry-on luggage.

I wouldn't even bother, though...once you get to Florida you're not going to have any need for a few shitty pills.

And no, there's no such thing as a "smell detector", however, select airports are now equipped with bomb detectors.

 

Ours is.