Craziest place you've masturbated?

I've done it in many places in my masturbatery career.
On the bus on the train hundreds of public toilets. In most houses we visit I ask to use the bathroom. I've done it in parks and public gardens. Shops and cafes, pubs, restaurants the dentist's waiting room once. I've not done it in the doctors waiting room. But have in his toilet. I often do it out on my patio in the back garden. In trips to the coast the beach is a favourite and have done it in most East coast beaches and a few on the west coast. I do it allot in my car, both driving and parked

 

At a small beach when there was no one there.
I kept thinking about that woman who gave awesome handjobs, wishing she was there with me, doing it for me.

 

Too many to list.

 

On ground floor of a Hotel in Texas. Stood in open door way. Very invigorating!!

 

At a AMC movie theater I was the only one in the theater and I was super horny so I took out my cock and masturbated and after ten minutes I came on my popcorn and then I ate my popcorn. My popcorn tasted so good that I had to beat my meat again so I could finish my popcorn my cum made the perfect topping mmmmmm good

 

A poker party that turned into a strip poker party, that turned into a circle jerk. Yes, tequila was involved.

 

The dressing room at a Walmart I was already horny and I had my butt plug in my ass. And that gets me super hard so I went in to one of the dressing rooms and masturbated I had two pair of pants with me so it looked like I was trying them on but I was jerking off and it was hard to stay quiet when I came and I made sure that I ate every bit of my cum and that i didn’t get any cum on the two pair of pants and I made sure not to leave anything behind . So I got done wanking and I left the two pair of pants with the lady that was there I said thank you and I went on my way and finished shopping and paid for what I got and then a left it was exciting to masturbate in the changing room but I don’t think I will do that again I really don’t like being rushed I live talking my time but when you’re horny you just go with it .

 

In the passenger seat with my friend (male) driving. I suspected he was bi, and I was busting to come. I don't remember why. We may well have been talking about women we knew. My cock bulged down the leg of my shorts and without exposing it I just scratched and rubbed through my shorts. I was feeling the come rise in the base of my cock and he glanced at my bulge and got a hard on. (He must be bi. I knew it). He felt his bulge as he drove. Just then the tip of my cock was just near the leg of my shorts which rode up my leg. I felt the tip with my fingers without being too obvious. Pre come all over my leg. I got my handkerchief out and shot my come into it. He saw and nearly swerved off the road. I wish we would have stopped somewhere and pulled each other off.

 

Behind a garbage dumpster. I was going out meeting friends and I was not able to concentrate, I just found any place I could hide and relieve myself then I felt better, and went to meet friends

Driving. I could not get sex thoughts out of my mind and wetting myself with precum. I freed my cock out of my underwear but kept it in my pants and stroked it. My first full body orgasm
I regained control and realized I had slowed down to 30 in a 100 zone. Km per hour that is

 

In the men's room at church and while service was still in progress.

 

Hard to say, maybe that time i was in the sea

 

Waves of pleasure always gives the great return!!

 

In my car on the side of the highway late at night

 

In the passenger seat of my best mates car as we were driving to his place for a "fun" weekend. It was dark and he had tinted windows but it was still quite thrilling. He reached over and helped me out quite a few times!

 

On the bus, in the sea. I won't write the rest.

 

Summer time I hope?

 

Throughout life several times at a nude beach in the ocean behind a sand dune and in our tent we brought. Trails behind my house lead into the forest and a lookout over a valley. I masturbated off that cliff several times. at 13 my best friend dared me to masturbate while mom drove us to the beach. I was in the front seat in nothing but short shorts. Mom did not figure it out until I orgasmed then just LOL no big deal to her.

 

I even masturbated at a drive in theater when they’re we’re drive in theater’s I even had the truck next to me watch me and saw me shoot my cum everywhere and my ex using her dildo then they started masturbating it was a awesome night

 

Was your girlfriend name Stacey??!!

 

No, the song "Stacy's mom." Watch the video!

 

I was alone in a lounge in college for local students. Someone left a magazine that in its day was very facet. Women with their tits and pussies exposed was great. But I thought……”I’m being juvenile….yes, it’s a hot nude gal….my dick is getting hard, but It’s crazy to jerk off here. The door doesn’t lock. My friends frequent this place. Who knows when someone might come in?”
I turn another page and see another nude woman but standing next to her is a nude male! Before that page, I’m picturing a gal convinced to strip for artistic/beautiful picture on a closed photo shoot set. The gal being told by the photographer that “the body is beautiful….this isn’t sexual.” Then came the pictures of her with a nude male. As I turned pages, I saw. Her pussy eaten, her suck that penis and her penis get fucked!!

That was all my hard dick could take. I was on the picture of the model’s cock getting sucked by that beautiful woman…..I got my dick out and jerked off while looking. It didn’t take long to cum. I heard footsteps coming as I shot my load towards the wall. I stuffed my dick in my pants. There was no time to wipe off my hand or my dick, or get my dick inside my underwear let alone zip. I tossed the magazine on the table and was reaching for my jacket to cover my soiled front and possibly exposed cock. I talked briefly with my friend before I raced off. My friend never hinted at knowing what I was up to just before she entered. Was she being discreet? Was she turned on? What would she have done if she had caught me in the act? Would she have thought me a pervert or offered a mouth to mimic the picture? Wish I knew, sigh….
This was my first experience of photos of men and women together and pictures of explicit sexual acts.
It was more than I could bear!

It might explain in part, why I love for men to see my wife nude and my love of taking pictures of her sucking my cock.