One Off Head

Hi,

I'd like to receive head at least once before I die!. The wife won't oblige - for sure.

Do any of you Any ideas on where I could go in the UK Midlands area for a discreet 'job'.

Ta,
Brian.

 

your wife won't give you head? why are you that much of a jerk?

 

*slaps lynsey* shut up bitch. The man has a true problem.

 

oh dude..I'm feeling your pain. Actually I'm not, but I feel that you are in a nasty situation. Do you really want to cheat on her? If so, what part of the UK are you from, I might be able to help ya out

 

Do you oraly pleasure her? what is the resoning behind your wife not going down on you?

shes missing out on something very good.... tell her that!

 

sounds pretty callous to me...

I mean, if you're really that desperate, ASK your wife if you can go get another person to give you a bj. Surely there's another solution than sneaking behind your wife's back.

 

hmmm...sounds like you're not getting too much head yourself there if you feel the need to call me a bitch.

 

honestly this isn't something you're going to like to hear but if I am in love with somone I have no problem getting on my knees whenever they want it if I'm not then I hate doing it and it has turned into huge drag out fights that have made me not have sex with the person never mind not give head to them. My advice would be to treat your wife very well and not bug her about it-see what happens.

 

Maybe she's not sure what to do or something...or maybe she doesn't feel the need if she's not getting any oral either! The thing is, I think it's pretty awful that you'd be willing to cheat on your WIFE just so someone will suck your dick. Does your marriage really mean so little to you?? Solution: Go buy a flesh light.

 

geez why'd ya marry her? im pretty sure giving head is in the marital contract

no, really, that blows (not literally, of course). have you discussed with her why she wont do it? maybe y'all need to have a lil heart to heart...or you can go down on her to prove that somethin that feels so good is just a shame to go without

 

yeah, communication is the key...talk to her. tell her that you would love to broaden your sexual horizons together. if your sex life is so try and boring, it's time to spice it up! and keep your end of the bargain by giving HER some head, too. it goes both ways, dear. give and take.

 

I really don't see what the big deal is. Its nothing that big and if it makes you happy, you'll be more likely do something for her.

 

Just ask her what she doesn't like about it and don't contradict her, just be understanding. This seems to be something emotional for her...if she doesn't want to do it, then she won't, maybe you just really need to convince her how much you can be trusted with it, and when she's ready, she will do it... ...and going off with some other woman certainly won't help her realize her trust in you.
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Another point...maybe she just doesn't think it's kosher. Whatever it is, you won't find out until you talk to her.

 

Talk To Her Before You Do Anything

 

If the reason is that you don't go down on her, they you don't deserve to be given head. But if you do go down on her, then she should go down on you. But just cheating on her without talking to her is horrible.

 

perfectly put I didn't think it was kosher for quite awhile.

 

I'm not new to sex by any means but I'm wondering if STDs can be carried to another person through a blow job. Sorry if this is retarded, I'm just curious.

That is sad that you can't get head from your wife. I'd find out why because communication is key. Make a deal with her. Tell her that you would immensely enjoy it from her because well... it is that way.

 

How on earth does a guy end up MARRIED to a woman and THEN find out that she won't suck his dick?! That's just fucked up in too many ways.

And then wanting it so bad that you would go out for a prostitute, but don't have the BALLS to discuss the issue with your wife?

Do you think you would be a better person if you concealed your surreptitious search for a blowjob from her, or if you came clean with her about how obviously important it is to you, and asked her to reconsider if she truly loves you?

Make your choice. YOU decide the kind of man to be.

-Jeffrey

 

It's like potato chips..

You can't have just one.

You're asking for trouble.

 

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