This does not hold the same level of disturbance as squirrel fucking. You guys need to fuck yourselves up even more. Seriously.
OMG q*&R$#YR&(#@#!!!!~!~ Another reason why movie theaters get my panties in a bunch: seat kickers.... but most of all, there is a 99.99999912658 % chance that the person who sits in front of me is taller than I am. :$ ...