the smelly kid

i'm in the computer lab at my college with my english comp class, and i smell like hippie. *sniffs self to reconfirm* damn! do i ever. my feets smell, i always come to class barefoot and they never smell. i'm always barefoot so my feets can breath. so why do they smell? because i've gotten myself a job. they make me wear shoes, not just shoes but sneakers. ewwwy, my feet are all closed in breeding stinky bacteria all day, and then i come to my night class and stink up the damn place. i mean i smell anyways, my showering habits keep getting less and less strict. i guess all i'm saying is that if my feet are going to smell i wish it was a choice rather than an occupational hazard.
so, whos stinky?

 

You.
Obviously.
Freaking dirty hippies.

 

You are an idiot aren't you?

You think that your feet are growing bacteria in shoes.... while it's growing all over your bloody body because you don't shower, idiot.

You are also one hell of an egoist... If you smell.... don't bloody sit next to people...

 

a big rule when wearing tennis shoes is: Wear Socks

 

You are the kind of person that I want to punch in the mouth when they sit by me in class.

It takes only a few minutes and not very much water to take a shower, would it kill you?

 

i'm all about bathing. people can say what they want about being "natural" but body odor still grosses me out. i bathe at least once and normally twice a day.

i say take a shower. your coworkers and fellow students will thank you. besides, my sister is the supervisor in an office and she told me how she had to reprimand one of her employees for smelling funky. very akward all around. you wouldn't wanna get fired for being smelly, would ya? lol that would be a helluva thing to try to explain at your next job interview....

 

Ok...Stinky Dude...this is it:

1) It aint the shoes its ur flacky feet...

2) Dont think u know what a shower means...nor the word SOCKS!!!

3) Even if this continues, I would like to inform you that some REALLY smart person invented something called FOOT POWDER which prevents dudes like u killing everybody around them.

4) Think about others and put them cheesy feet away, not everybody appreciates ur aroma...

NO offense.....

P.S: I think the shoes do a BIG favour by keeping ur feet bacterias inside the shoes and not all around the place...YUCK!

 

hehehehehe Anti, you kill me hun...

 

lol, thanks

I'm not sure if I actually want to kill you though

 

i just chundered a little in my mouth from reading your post bud.

 

I happened to have not showered today chrissy, so you wanna hit me in the mouth - put up ur dukes, I dare ya.

 

Personally, I would like to do something else to your mouth...

 

Sorry lady, no matter how much you think so, I'm not into lipstick so keep that magenta to yourself.

 

Don't worry, I don't own any of that crap. I was thinking of something else...

 

dude you're an ass, just because all you see is text don't think there isn't real people who are writing these things and have feelings, and this one happens to be a very good friend of mine. why bother replying just to tell someone how stupid they are, pretty fucked up. shit, this is susposed to be a hippy forum, peace and love not insulting people and passing on judgement. i hope you're just a 13 year old going through the 'mad at the world' stage or something. anyway she's just exaggerating, i was next to her in class the whole time and didn't smell a thing, and i'b be the first to tell her she smelled like shit if she did. some of you people need to grow up.

 

is that a requirement to be on this site?

 

You pointed out the 'exagerration'... which was exactly what I was doing. I was mocking the usual reaction people have to such comments as "i don't shower"... it's called Verbal Irony.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

You, Bravesirrubin honestly make me laugh out loud when I am sitting at my computer.

 

- you live in florida man, it's fucking hot. Not the normal hot, i mean 100% humidity 95 degrees hot. no wonder you smell, every one does, sweating all over the place.
- change your clothes. your clothes smell the most. they absorb all the sweat and nasty crap.
- take a fucking shower

 

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WITH BIG SHOES..............................BIG SOCKS