1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? 7. What else have you done on the toilet? 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? 13. Have people ever walked in on you? 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? 23. Have you peed in a pool? 24. Have you pooped in a pool? 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? 26. Do you pee in the shower? 27. Do you pee in the bath? 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? :H
Do you hang the roll of tp so it rolls off the top, or down behind? Have you ever had someone show you their big poo? kids don't count. Have you ever been at a public pool and had an old man peeing beside you in the showers? Have you ever thought you were going to fart, and pooped your pants? Have you ever handled poo? Stepped in people poo? Wiped it on anyone? When I was around 5 I wiped it on my bro, we were in the tub together, and he pooped, so I wiped it in his hair.
3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? Not for that reason but it also prevents skid marks, saves time having to clean up! 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? Only when it was automatic, not when you had to take them down. First time I saw one of those seat covers that automatically scrolled further after you flushed, I think I flushed five times 7. What else have you done on the toilet? Reading (of course). 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? All the time, at home. It's a really tiny room and I live alone so why not? Besides my cat likes to come in. It's funny, he always walks once around me, all the way around the pot, but then he goes back out and sits outside to wait for me. It's like he wants to circle the territory when he can & maybe make sure no strange cats have been there (the door is closed when I'm not using it). 13. Have people ever walked in on you? Nope, when there are others I close & lock the door... although people have opened a door once or twice somewhere when the lock was broken. 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? When I was a kid we'd often use the bathroom all together, mom, dad & me never were finicky about seeing each other using the toilet, showering or stuff like that and we all had to get up & out of the house around the same time. Not with strangers though. 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? No, but one time when I was about ten or eleven I really had to let go of one while I was on the toilet... a really long, loud fart... and a bunch of classmates were just outside 'cause we were about to leave on a class trip so lots of us had to use the restroom before going on the bus. They heard it and some called me gross for letting it rip, others just made fun of me all day. I really thought that was stupid, it was in the bathroom after all! If you can't let go of it there, sheez, where can you go? 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? Yeah, used leaves on the road. I'm sure people made do with those for centuries but once you're used to toilet paper, leaves are a lousy substitute.
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? All the way. 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? Ahahaa... learning over I guess. 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? No. Fucking hell, I never even thought of that. 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? No. 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? Yes. Sandwiches make good toilet food. Ahahaaa... 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? Yes. It freaks my friends out. 7. What else have you done on the toilet? Eh... 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? I do that daily. Motherfucker... 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? Sadly... no. 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? Um... yeah... 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? Golly gosh, I'm going to have to start doing this stuff. 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? Yes. 13. Have people ever walked in on you? Yes. 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? Yes. 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? No. 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? Sure. 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? Sure. Why are we calling it "poo"? 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? Sure. 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? Ewww... probably. 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? Um... yes, I like to check for signs of striped poo. 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? Yes. 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? Yes. 23. Have you peed in a pool? Probably. 24. Have you pooped in a pool? Probably not. 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? Probably not. 26. Do you pee in the shower? Probably. 27. Do you pee in the bath? I live in the motherfucking bath. 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? Dunno. 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? 5 squares? Is that the exact number we're supposed to use?!?!?! 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? Yes. Gold star for Becky.
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? all the way 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? leaning 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? at school yes.... 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? whattys? 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? nope 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? yep 7. What else have you done on the toilet? masturbated 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? i don;t think so 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? countless times 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? erm...no 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? nope, thats what the paper trick is for 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? if no one is home 13. Have people ever walked in on you? i guess 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? briefly 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? no 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? yes 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? possibly 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? possibly 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? yes 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? yes 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? leaves 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? yep 23. Have you peed in a pool? yes 24. Have you pooped in a pool? no 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? no 26. Do you pee in the shower? yes...sometimes 27. Do you pee in the bath? yes 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? wad 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? extreme 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? amazed and impressed
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? it depends 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? i sit leaning over 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? haha uuuum no 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? yes all the time 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? i was chewing gum 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? yes 7. What else have you done on the toilet? well i've puke IN a toilet i'm sure some accidently got ON the toilet 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? hehe yah 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? mmhmm 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? yah 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? yah thats me! well unless i'm with someone who i feel completely comfortable with then it doesnt matter. 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? only when NO ONE Is home at all. 13. Have people ever walked in on you? yah.... 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? yah a few. 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? yah 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? yah 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? yah 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? yah 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? no but i imagine that would be hard and sad 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? hahaha ill let you know next time i go 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? mmhmm 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? no....why would i do that if theres a working toilet available 23. Have you peed in a pool? when i was younger 24. Have you pooped in a pool? nope 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? nope not that i recall(but my little brother did once when he was younger and hahahhahha i didnt have to clean it up so it was funnier) 26. Do you pee in the shower? 27. Do you pee in the bath? no 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? both 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? i dont take time to count 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? yah what a different survey humorous at that too. :H[/QUOTE]
Lawdy/Lawdy/Lawdy - you should build a spread sheet instead of using a txt/doc format for so many questions...*L* I talk on my cell wherever I go period/dot/EOS It's been said I was born w/a phone attached to my ear... BTW what's the purpose of the doors?
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? Doing what 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? I don't notice.. 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? No. 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? No... if I have to go in one, which has only been a couple times in my life, I put toilet paper all around the seat. 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? Probably. 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? No. 7. What else have you done on the toilet? I've read and played Gameboy on there before. 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? No. 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? Yes. 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? Yes.. 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? No. 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? No. 13. Have people ever walked in on you? Nope.. I'm paranoid and always always lock it. 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? No. 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? No. 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? Yes. 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? No.. 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? No. 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? Yes. 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? Sometimes... haha. 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? Yeah.. camping trips are no fun if you forget toilet paper. 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? Not if it wasn't necessary. 23. Have you peed in a pool? Yes... 24. Have you pooped in a pool? No. 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? No. 26. Do you pee in the shower? I have before. 27. Do you pee in the bath? I don't know if I've ever taken a bath. 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? What's the difference 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? I don't count them.. 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? I am.. what the hell's wrong with you?
AHHAH GEORGE!!!!!! that was like...the funniest thing ever. HAHAHAHAH i was like.....having trouble breathing and i was gasping for air and laughing like a mothafuckah and my dad came out to check on me. ahhahahhahhoooooooooooooooooooooooooly fuck i have tears in my eyes.
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? all the way down baby 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? i lean over, elbows on knees 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? no but that's a good idea... 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? no i just don't let my booty touch the seat 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? yea..in one hole, out the other 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? yea 7. What else have you done on the toilet? i smoke cigs alot while on the pot 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? yea, i hate that shit. i live w/ 3 guys...that's alot of open toilet seat 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? yea. fill'er up 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? not but cigarettes 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? nah 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? when no one's home.. 13. Have people ever walked in on you? just last week.. 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? yea i'm a girl. it's like a group affair 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? no. but my cats always walk in and hang out w/ me. then they jump on the seat and watch it as it flushes down...it's fascinating to them, lol 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? all the time 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? sure 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? yea 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? yea that sucks...just sit w/ a trash can 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? every time 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? grass (field party) towel (out of t.p.) 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? only at outdoor parties 23. Have you peed in a pool? who hasn't? 24. Have you pooped in a pool? not since i was a lil' kid 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? not in the past 10 years 26. Do you pee in the shower? yea. kill two birds w/ one stone. 27. Do you pee in the bath? ew no, you have to sit in that...i did it when i was little though 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? both 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? i'm a t.p. hog 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? yes...kept me busy at work ; ) :H[/QUOTE]
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? All the way. 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? Depends 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? Yes, I have always hated splash ups. 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? No, I always give the seat a good wipe with some toilet paper though, especially toilets that men have used and possibly left the seat down and missed (in particular trains, where I tend to try and levitate just above the seat). 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? No 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? A few times. 7. What else have you done on the toilet? Read. 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? Yes when little, although I can't remeber falling in. A few times when older, usually when in an extream rush or when drunk. Also once at uni as my dad had been and left the eat up, and I was so used to it being down all the time I didn't check. 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? Never overflowed, but I have made one fill up very high. Worst times are when I've got a cold and sit wiping my nose on the paper and putting it down the toilet, which adds to the anti-splashback and wiping paper and sometimes is a bit to much, especially since when I'm ill they are often harder to wipe. 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet. Not that I can remember. 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? No. 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? No. 13. Have people ever walked in on you? Occasionally familly at home. Walked in on them aswell occasionally. Also walked in on a boy on a train (worse it was one designed for disabled people so had a massive door that opened really wide, and the train was pretty full. I only use them if I'm really desperate and their is not a normal toilet anywhere else in the train). 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? No. Me and some mates had to shelter in one of those automatic pay toilets during a hail storm a year or two ago, and one of the lads needed to pee. We all faced away. 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? No, or else I would not have answered before that I didn't think I'd ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be. 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? Luckely only at home. 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? Sometimes. 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? Regularly, might as well save time and do a two in one. 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? Probably when I was younger. I rarely throw up these days. Wish I could say the same about diarrhea. 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? Most of the time. 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? Tracing paper. Various places seem to think that if you put it on a roll you can call it toilet paper. 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? Only if I've been really desperate. 23. Have you peed in a pool? A few times, mostly when a lot younger. 24. Have you pooped in a pool? Never. Know someone who did though. 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? Never. 26. Do you pee in the shower? Quite often. 27. Do you pee in the bath? Don't bath much. 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? Fold. Goes back to tracing paper days. Don't want to risk any stray edges. 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? I use quite a bit. 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? You need to get out more.
1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? All the way down ! 2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? Straight up 3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? When i am not at my house i usually do this ... 4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? No i trie to develop my leg muscles ... 5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? Yes 6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? No i almost never talk on the phone ... 7. What else have you done on the toilet? ... 8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in? Don't remember ... lol 9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? My sister always blames me 10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? Like what ? 11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? No 12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? No cuz i don't want my dog to come when i'm in there 13. Have people ever walked in on you? I hope no 14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? no 15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating? Don't think so the door is always closed and locked in my prude home 16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? It happens often 17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? The 2 come together 18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? Same answer (look the number 17) 19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? Yep last thursday night , i was kinda drunk. It was awful 20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? MMM... Even if i am not 3 anymore yes ! 21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? Hands don'T count eh ? lol 22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? Yes i love nature 23. Have you peed in a pool? No it's discussing 24. Have you pooped in a pool? It's even worst than pissing in a pool 25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? When i was like 4 26. Do you pee in the shower? When there is a emergency 27. Do you pee in the bath? Never 28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? I wad it up 29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? I try to save the trees. 30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? Do you have a life ?
