My mom had just said she was taking a nap and then I went in my room. Next was the most awkward moment of my life just happend.... I was at my computer... Masterbating and my mom knocked on the door... I hadn't actually started so I just button my pants and x'ed out of the internet... I opened the door and she set the phone down. I acidentally left the vasoline out on the desk... She ask what it was for but I said ," Nothing" She asked againa and I said the same thing... She finally figured it out and walked out of the room. It was jjust really fucked up....
yeah, I agree, shoulda said you had chapped lips, dry hands, rash...anything man! Or pull a Homer Simpson and spread the vasoline on toast
or one up her. "chokin the chicken mom. spankin that monkey. now get on outta here, and next time, i want KY jelly."
Come on... your mom had sex to have you, right?! She knows what the fuck is up with masturbation! I'm sorry, but any mom who would discover her son masturbating -- which is NORMAL -- and give him shit, or be disgusted, or be anything other than accepting and understanding, and give him his fuckin' space -- doesn't deserve to be a mom. Obviously this is probably awkward for her and not just for you. Usually the way something like this works out is that it doesn't work out; life simply goes on. Nothing is said. Nothing needs to be said. I hope your mom doesn't pull any, "I can't believe you would do that in my house" bullshit, but if she does, just blow it off. No one has the right to tell someone they can't or shouldn't masturbate. As long as you keep it to yourself, it should be fine. And if there is an obvious problem that your mom has about it, it behooves you to make sure you do it in a place and time that is unlikely to have you get disturbed. Keep it out of the way of anyone who might get bothered by it. Just don't get upset with yourself about it. It's perfectly fine to do. Your mom should feel reassured! -Jeffrey
By the way, what the fuck are you doing masturbating using VASELINE?! Isn't that shit like NOT WATER SOLUBLE?! How the hell do you get it off?! I rarely ever use lube, and never did until a few years ago (in other words I masturbated for like two decades without any lube and it was juuuust fine!) but when I do, it's Astroglide all the way! Nothing I've used yet feels as nice. (I'll admit to not having tried a whole lot of things, though.) Try dry-jerking some time. It's a lot less of a hassle. -Jeffrey
I have been walked in on while masturbating a few different times, not only by my mom but females outside my family-like roomates. It no big deal every one does it. I remeber I was living with this chic and her bathroom plumbing was messed up. So she went into my room to wash her hands and picked up my cum rag off a pile of clothes and started drying her hands-I was like I wouldnt have used that one and she was like is this you cum rag. All I could do is blush and grin a lil. All she had to say was that it was not the first or last time cum will be on her hands.
and if she does.. "Well, it's hard to keep my concentration with the neighbors all complainin' when i'm doin it outside! Come on! I can't please everybody [but i sure do please myself...]"
Or that you were putting it on your Baseball glove (if you play Baseball that is, and i mean a real one aswell lol). Vaseline's good for Baseball gloves too you know. LOL SUCKS TO BE YOU BUDDY!
I don't think it's a big deal. My mom walked in on me a couple times, and neither of us are scarred for life. Just wait until she walks in on you having sex with someone besides yourself...
