Schools teaching armpit sex in place of abstinence

Thanks to bush getting reelected schools are now suggesting it is better to hump the armpit of your partner as a safe sex alternative to the abstinence campaign that has not been working

 

the armpit? damn i havent taken health yet....

 

my armpit was raped once...

 

i'm a member at another site where armpit sex refers to beastiality

 

hmmm...how bout birth control????

oh, christians don't believe in that...nermind...

 

does your armpit bark?

 

That sounds... interesting.

But what are they teaching as the female counterpart. I don't think our anatomy works well with armpits.

 

Huh?

 

Hahhahahaah.. i just laughed really hard at that. INSERT HERE!

 

Armpit sex is where it's at! All the cool kids are doing it!

 

wanna violate my armpit? its a virgin! nice and tight!

 

Oh wow, casual armpit sex!! Right on!

 

Hahahah
Free love, baby!!!
ooh and guess what... its shaved. :H

 

Raawwr that's kind of kinky..

 

Hahah I thought you'd like it.

 

Nothing turns me on like some shaved pit.

 

Does it tickle?

 

hahah
can i shave your pit
i heard it makes it look bigger

 

Hahaha I think my pit might look a bit awkward bald.. :&

 

Hahahhaaa but all the better for licking, my dear