help me think of dirty words

heres what i got so far, im goign to be allowed to speak freely for 10 days so help me out.
sex pervert
fuck
shit
bitch
damn
bastard
pussy
dick
bonin
ass
clit
labia
balls
rimjob
cock pump
nutsack
on the rag
pubes

 

mud
wet sand
chocolate pudding
soot
laundry
my daughter's bedroom
the playroom
the TV screen



well I am a mom and those are dirty words to me now....

 

haha funny, but seriously i need some foul words to use!

 

rooster
hen
roasting chicken
frying chicken
banty



I know.......I will go away.....lol

Good luck with the cussing.

 

lol, heat come on now you know what i mean!

 

asshole
ugly bitch
cheap dick
cocksucker
****
dick weed

 

cuntrag
sloppy vag face
fucktard
wanker
twatburger
used tampon

 

other metaphor's for periods : on the blob, painters are in, surrendered to the communists etc...

 

thanks people, keep em coming.

 

cum dumpster
twat
dirty slut or whore
skin flute

hmm thats all off the top of my head but i'm thinking some more............

 

dirty **** licker
asshole oil

 

go for the combos for Maximum damage if you are in dire straits:

Jerk ass
Queer ass
Bitch ass
Queer ass Quayle dick mother fuck
Flaming pile of gentile herpies
cum guzzling slut bag
Mother Bitchin pile of shit

Like I said, dire straits...like locker room joking or if someone really goes over the board...use sparingly...

 

assmuncher
shallow cream faced whoremonger

 

i was gonna post more but i cant cause people cant take a fucking joke and theyll get all on my ass for it.

 

you are so clever, that was fab.

 

assfucker
shithead
asslicker
smelly ****
hmmm most of my ideas where already mentioned

 

Be creative...
Goat-fucking whoreson, etc.

Or if you need extra help, try this.

 

Ass Pirate

 

heh, classic