The last place you masturbated

Oh I like car play, a recent discovery - or I've finally gotten brave enough to try it

 

I tried it in the car while driving and I couldn't allow myself to not focus on driving so I gave up.

 

Yea, being parked is safer, until a SUV full of milfs pulls in right next to you.

I have finished off while driving before but it was on an isolated stretch of road with the cruise control on

 

Maybe you should consider a self-driving Tesla.

 

Not after all the bad press they get from accidents. “Excuse me sir, where are your pants?”

 

The biggest risk I’ve ever taken was trying to take a “selfie” while ‘bait-driving.

 

On my bed looking at lingerie wearing sexy women

 

Home office right now

 

My usual place.....oh if this office could talk..... CSI would certainly have no problem finding DNA here.....

 

"We found your DNA here, under the file cabinet - and here, on the ceiling fan......book him".

 

My room

 

Now. Obvs

 

My room

 

In bed, early morning . . .

 

In the shower

 

My chair in the living room.

 

My room

 

In the shower again

 

In the restroom at the grocery store

 

Home office right now.