My girlfriend is now fat!

i have been drunk many many times but i have never told the world i think my boyfriend is fat in such a callous way.. i am a smart ass bitch, so thanks . i also don't believe i ever said i hated you. i don't hate anyone...well, except for jenny, but thats another story... i just said you were a prick for saying what you did. get it straight.

 

That is so mean!!!!! You should love her the way she is, and if you don't then you should leave her so she can find some one that will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I saw your pic Kermit, at first I thought it was a pic of Kenny G...

 

Okay were Hippies... Why are you here.... Are you a hippie???... Then either why are you here or Love your Girlfriend for who she is!!!!!!!!

 

Edit

 

hugs

 

That is cool! I took singing lessons from 1 of his daughters MaryPat..

Thanks for the compliment... (I play better harmonica but he kicks my ass on guitar)

Peace

and yes I am a happyhippie!

 

i hate u asshole!!

 

i just can't believe you're almost 30 years old and you're still posting shit on the net about how you hate that your girlfriend got fat.

 

give her some and give it good! she then will have other things on her mind then eating!
show her some loving, man!

 

A big contributor to weight gain, when going into or during a relationship, is that the person is happy. It's very common for someone to gain when they think they are in a good relationship. Maybe it's more of a good thing. If it bothers you, then it might be good to talk about it with them, other wise they won't understand it's effecting you so much.

 

yeah married ppl seem to gain weight because they're comfortable and don't necessarily feel the need to look hot anymore...

i'm eating a little green apple right now granny smith.. yumm

 

*Slaps around the face* what an ass hole! Don’t you know some people are attracted to bigger girls?
Ass hole you don’t deserve her. What would she say if she saw you posting things like this behind her back?

 

depro erghhhh enough said

 

I gained 40 the first shot and twenty the second shot I've only lost 35 of it after two years it comes of so slow but at least some of it came off i had a friend who had it and gained 50 pounds and it never came off...):

 

heh i was thinking the same thing at first I assumed that he was maybe 19 at the oldest.

 

wow that was a long thread I read the whole thing!

 

I have come up with a form for all you "hippies" who like to flame other people other than placing comments that are relevant
---------------------------------cut here-------------------------------

STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________.
(newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.



Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line
just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[X] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.


------------------------end "standardized form"----------------------------

P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.


Do I Win?

P.S. to all who hate me. FUCK YOU ALL! and I still win!

 

Was I the only one to crack up reading this? Is that so wrong?

 

My Xhusband's mom was a nurse. She made me get on birth control, practically on our first date. She got it for free, or stole it from her work. Whatever. It wasn't prescribed for me. It was just whatever she could get her hands on. In addition to the birht control, my X pushed me to eat meat. In two years I gained seventy pounds! I did everything I could think of to lose the weight. I did Yoga, Pilates, weight lifting, lots of walking, even ephedra and fat trappers - nothing worked. I stopped taking my birth control and went vegan in the fourth year of our relationship. I lost fifty pounds so quick rumors started circulating about me using drugs. My Xhusband had the opposite opinion. He stopped having sex with me. He wouldn't even kiss me. Then he was all shocked and shaken when I moved in with my brother. You guys (chicks, too) need to just let some things go. The only thing that matters is how your baby treats you.