Head to head: Gay church debate

Head to head: Gay church debate


Anglican church leaders from around the world are taking part in a two-day emergency meeting over the issue of homosexuality. It follows the row within the church following the election of an openly gay bishop in the US.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3194620.stm

 

Fucking Leviticus!

18:22 or whatever it is can Fuck off!

Leviticus is full of loads of bollocks anyway, such as if you shag a donkey you have to kill the donkey and then that makes it all right!

Personally I think we could do with a few gay fathers, as the temptation to marry won't be there.

But as far as the Anglicans are concerned, well it's a non-entity religion anyway. The church of England is more of a hobby really. It's all about having tea with the vicar who will say "wonderful!" in reply to anything you tell him about your religious beliefs of any kind, or lack thereof.

At the end of the day it's all about homophobics in high places, and they can go the same way as Leviticus, IMHO.

 

To paraphrase the late great Bill Hicks

"People ask me what I think about that Gay priest thing, you know. What, a Gay priest? Gay priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexualitys I don't listen to. Ha, fuck, I don't care. Have a hermaphrodite one. I don't fucking care. Have one with three dicks and eight titties, I don't , I don't... You know, have one with gills and a trunk. That would be cool. I might go see that, you know, but... You know, I appreciate your quaint traditions and superstitions. I on the other hand am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of life, which exists in all of our hearts".

 

Men in frocks who hang out with choirboys and in the case of catholics never sleep with women telling the rest of us that homosexuality is bad. Anyone noticing any irony here?

And let's face it.... we all know Jesus was gay, right?

 

*giggle* I cannot wait for the backlash on this one.....Dok you are gonna be in your element....Is gonna be great..

*pulls up a chair and gets some popcorn*

 

Awwwww, c'mon! Even his 'dad' never had a girfriend as far as we know and had to resort to using an angel to get Mary up the duff. How gay is that?!?

 

and hanging out with 11 guys, kissing Judas...Jesus was totally down with homosexuality.....

 

Yeah, I mean y'know what they say..... 1 in 12..... subtle hint maybe?

Gotta say though..... bet God's hung like a fucking donkey!

 

I bet God is banging away in heaven with all the hot dead chicks......

Too far yet???

I hope someone has reserved me a nice shady spot in hell :sunglasse

 

Get outta here! You know Satan has all the best pussy! What's god got? Nuns? If god was straight, why would all the chicks that put out end up in hell?

 

Well then I am going to the right place..God damm those chicks gonna be hot in hell...

sorry all you lovely Christians out there being offended...but hey come on I am sure God has a sense of humour if he is up there somewhere...I mean after all he made Giraffe's....he he they make me laugh everytime with those long old necks ..Oh man and when they run....

 

hahaha! You guys are cracking me up :sunglasse

 

And let's face it..... only someone with a sense of humour could invent sex as a means of reproduction. Can you just hear Adam now?

Adam: "C'mon God, you can't be fucking serious! What the fuck is this thing?!?

God (trying to keep straight face): "It's a penis"

Adam: "What the fuck does it do though?!?"

God: *produces diagram*

Adam: "NO..... FUCKING...... WAY!!!!!!"

God: "It's a lot more fun that it looks y'know"

Adam: "But.... but..... but..... EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

God: "Look, chuck us a rib and I'll show you what I mean........"

 

I like the old gods better...at least you knew which ones were getting any...it was in their names

 

Jesus, Gay? Yes. So what? What's wrong with that anyway? Even Jesus thought that Leviticus was a load of bollocks.

Speaking of which, I don't get what all the fuss over Jerry Springer the OPera was for. If they object to a line suggesting that Jesus was gay then that's just homophobic tripe. They should all grow up, it's just a bit of fun and no-one's knocking anyone's religious beliefs. The only thing that musical was knocking was daytime-tv addict society and crowd following and people who didn't nkow what to do with themselves. Which incidentally was the same message carried by the Life of Brian, which also had absolutely NOTHING to do with religion!

 

Uhhhh.... did anyone say it was a bad thing???

 

You obviously didn't hear about all the fuss made outside BBC HQ then!

 

I thought you meant in this thread

 

Subbing in "godly" for homophobic. hmm...