Capitol rioter dies after reportedly tasering himself in the balls

Unconfirmed reports are that Kevin Greeson had a taser on his belt which accidentally fired off into his nether regions while trying to remove a painting and he then died of a heart attack.

Personally there seems to be something appropriate about this sorry story in the context of the whole Trump / MAGA saga. Futility and idiocy combined.

 

Watch them try to blame Antifa on that. Or Obama. I wish I were kidding.

 

Hmmmm - fried sweet meats anyone ???

 

The headline says it all.

Kevin Greeson from Alabama had a heart attack and 'in the midst of the excitement' and died while storming the Capitol Building on Wednesday.

 

Shocking...

 

It obviously couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

RIP.
That’s Rest In Piss!

 

Death by missadventure... appropriate

 

Yup, mine too. I wonder if it hurt a lot before he kilt over?

 

reminds me of a true news story from where I live from a year or so back. a guy with a concealed gun permit was eating at a local buffet and when he sat down his gun accidentally went off and shot him in the you-know-what. ambulance called to take him to hospital. I can only imagine how the ER staff laughed

 

If he lived, does he now speak with a high squeaky voice ???

 

State Farm had a guy who bought a brand new Ford explorer, went ice fishing and threw a stick of dynamite in the hole, only to have his dog decide he was trying to play fetch. The guy chased his dog around the car yelling at it, and the dog hid under the car with the dynamite. His insurance claim was refused, on the basis that its illegal to fish with dynamite. Thus far, we've had one woman trampled to death in the riot, while carrying a flag that says, "Don't Tread On Me!"

One African tribe sums up the human condition, insist that, "Mother Nature's love is irresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!" Hollywood writers have nothing on human stupidity.

 

Maybe he felt that his cause needed a shot in the arm.........but he missed?

 

The rioters resemble what you might expect if PT Barnum's Freak Show caught fire.

 

Yes, where 16 of them pile into a Volkswagen to escape the scene