weirdest thing your pet's ever done

my dog just came up to me howled and lightly bit my nose then ran in the living room and when I came in she started throwing her toy across the room and stared at me. I started playing with her and she jumped on the couch and now she's asleep. What's the weirdest thing your pet's evre done?

 

ate the contents of a used condom, stupid rat

 

My dog when she was a puppy she sat on this upside down bucket that was easily 1.5 times as tall as her, and she pooed on it. It was a circus feat. Ring ling brothers should have seen it!

 

Morgaine has a water chestnut fetish.

 

I always leave two bowls of different flavored dry food out for my cat and sometimes he alternates...eats a little from one bowl then goes to the other and then back again.

 

my dog loves to lick my dads feet...

 

lmao i have 3 dogs that love lickin my dads feet its kiddin irritating but cute at the same time hehe

 

ha.. he's never doing it on me.. that must be a good sign right??

 

I visit my parents, where my dog lives, perhaps once a moth. My dog Jasper always sits himself in my suit case, when I`m packing my bag to leave again. He seems to say: take me with you!

 

Ive seen a dog chase its tail for like half an hourb stragith while bumping into things, and then attack the vacuum cleaner....that was hot

 

of course hehe , i think

 

My cat likes to go on walks, but only if you carry her in your arms the whole way. She'll patiently ride and look around for three miles and possibly more.

 

My cat jumped off the roof and through a basketball hoop....

 

awww. i love cats!

 

My dog humps teddy bears, and she once humped my ferrets triangle toy.

 

Ok, gotta mention 2 things about my cat:

1. he'll run around like a maniac bumping into stuff, especially the walls at the end of the house because he doesn't slow down

2. (weird one) whenever i do something silly that annoys him, he'll come upto me, slap my nose with his paw and run away lol

 

Once my cat learn't how to open doors, it randomly ran at a door jumped and grabed the handle, and pulled it down and came swinging into the room. I couldn't stop laughing for ages!

 

My cat also learned to open the screen door. He puts his two front paws on the screen and digs his nails into it and then he puts all his weight to one side and slides it open...then he waltzes in. He does it all the time.

 

My cat climbs the screendoor.. *sigh*

 

my dog came running down that stairs and it sounded like a dresser was falling down the stairs. When he came into my sight he had about 10 birthday ballons tangled around him and was trying to get away from them... It was hilarious