What would you want your headstone to say

I just want my name and date of birth/death

 

I read alot of bathroom walls.

 

"O'er the safe road, 'twas gone; grey plain all round;
Nothing but plain to the horizon's bound.
I might go on, naught else remained to do."

 

If you can read this tombstone, you're too close.

 

something sweet like "Don't cry, your momma's down here keepin me company"

 

"Over My Dead Body"

 

"i still hate you"

 

wtf, what? you dont find that sweet?

 

"Whats the guy buried next to me doing with all that treasure?"

 

'Dont tread on me'


or

'at least these worms arent as ingnorant as many of the posters on the hip forums'

 

probably a nice poem or song lyrics. actually the size of the headstone is what i care about i want it to be ten times bigger that everyone elses. just to let people know the size of my ego and my attitude problems even in death.

 

But I thought you go barefoot!?

Mine would just say, "Can't get more peaceful than dead, right?"

-Jeffrey

 

You do have that kind of politician over there. Haven't you ever watched Parliament on t.v.? Every time someone tries to talk, they're all fuckin' booin' and hissin' and catcallin' and won't shut the fuck up!

-Jeffrey

 

huh? so you're just going to be buried in someones backyard with no headstone, or are you planning on being freezed...

I would want to be buried with my arms sticking up, one holding a beer and one giving the thumbs up

 

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wonder if you could get your head chopped up and placed in a clear jar and set it above your headstone ...

 

Mine would say;

"Back off. You're standing on my nuts!"

 

are you sure it wouldnt say, Please help me find my nuts...

 

In memory of the 'ol Bug_Man, I'm sure they would be dangling from your ears as a fine piece of jewelery.

 

Are you sure you woldn't rather have a double headstone....one side for you and one side for your big wang... haha