You're Hired

15 years in prison!

 

wringer-out for a one armed window cleaner

 

This is a major company that has an impact on peoples lives. In order for them to feel happy with the products that we select they can buy they must feel as though they are not walking into a place that smells and is not well takin care of. So your first assignment is to empty that garbage and use that mop for the bathroom.

Welcome to Safeway.

 

Your job is to take out the trash....lol

 

What are the yellow gloves for?

Follow him into the bathroom.

Dude is 100 years old.

Have fun.

 

Next you can rake up all of the leaves...might take you a few days....

 

race car driver.

 

Hired to test the toughnesd of egg shells in a coop

 

Polka DJ in a rest home.

 

hired to write a book

 

banana fighter. yes you pick a banana and fight. good luck.

 

Setting up bowling pins in an eco-friendly bowling alley.

 

You get to throw fruit out of a driving vehicle at people who sit outside at fast food places,

 

Backpackers hostel reviewer

 

Limo drive to your destination.

 

hand sorting rocks as they go by on a conveyor belt. (the white quartz looking ones you pull off the belt toward you, leaving the others to continue on to the tailings pile). its minimum wage, but your boss buys the beer for lunch. (real job i once had in the early 70s)

 

Spell checker for yahoo news

 

Chief antagonist

 

operator of coin wrapping machines. dumping the contents of the bags of presorted coins into the hopper on top, keeping the paper supply filled, unjamming them when they do, and stacking the finished rolls in the proper containers. my first real job after the rock sorting one discribed in my previous post, after having received my honorable discharge from the air force.

this is why casinos use little plastic magstrip cards these days, so they won't have to hire crews to do this.

 

I'm just going to need you to make sure every cat at the shelter has had adequate pets.