What's amused you today?

Today I tried to get a dongle for a very expensive piece of test equipment, non available anywhere so I rang the manufacturer,"I'm afraid we no longer manufacture that item sir" said the sales guy, "ahh, I see, so is there a work around I could use?" I asked, after several seconds of him clicking away on his computer he came back, "well sir, I have the solution to your problem, you need part number ****-****, that will do it".
I looked online at part number ****-****, it's a complete new kit at around £700, that really made me laugh, do they think I'm made of money!

 

I love it when I go into the shop and there's a group of women behind me, "would you like a bag love? asks the assistant as she scans my purchases, "no thank's I already have one, she's waiting in the truck" I reply. Honestly some of the looks I get off the other women. lol

 

Last night watching a hospital programme, there was this very religious woman who'd been in an accident, they were treating her and had given her a painkilling injection while they tried to do something, it wasn't working so they gave her Entonox too, they start the procedure and she's screaming in pain, then finally goes quiet, all of a sudden she turns to her friends who are with her, "wow, that was some orgasm" she giggled. I don't know which was funnier, her saying it, or the look on the faces of her two religious friends. She may have had a bad accident, but I suppose she found out something new about her sexual turn on's. lol

 

LOL that made me giggle. xxx

 

SpaceX: Viral clip of a 'mouse' on SpaceX's Falcon 9 splits the internet - 'It IS a mouse'

I thought I saw something but the camera switched back, I saw the blob the first time and then the camera switched and I cursed the tv!! another nasa cover up.. there's air up there ..

 

Barbie doll’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. The doll was named after the daughter of the designer, Ruth Handler. Her son was called Ken.


SCUBA diving gear was gear invented by an Englishman called Henry Fleuss. It is an acronym of Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

It's first underground use was during the construction of the Severn Railway Tunnel that had flooded.


Robert Leroy Parker and Harry Alonzo Longabaugh were the real names of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

 

Henry Fleuss