In about 15 hours I'll be in amsterdam for 10 days. but with which money? with the money I earned from the Belgian TV and the translation shit. So basically I'm giving the belgian money to the dutch whilst my labour is being used as a rent. Anyway skipping the marxist labour value theory... I'll be smoking the fattest damn joints those belgian mofos ever seen. I'll roll me joint with an A4 size paper. I'll eat the chubby dutch cows, piss on the 1 time flowering engineered tulips and look down on arrogant dutch chicks that think Odin bangs them. after all, money for nothing cheers
Hey.. I always thought you were pretty nice.. what's the deal with 'arrogant dutch chicks' all of a sudden? Hm.. I bet you can't get them so you get frustrated and angry right? Ahh.. heads up! There most be some slutty girl that'll do you somewhere in Amsterdam! *grin* Nah.. without kidding.. what's wrong with us Dutch girls?
it was awesome. WAY over the top. very well written. If I had an award for post of the day I'd give it to himi. I think it's all just a miscommunication thing really. I could understand an american ppl misunderstanding the Ducth b/c the Dutch are so slow, deliberate and orderly. Also very kind. And smart. use all the metaphors you want. They are like americans before the labotomy. (SORRY, my fellow americans.)
Hehehe.. ehm.. but.. how come we're slow? We're pretty much the first in the world with the gay-marriages, the right on euthansia, the semi-legalisation of weed, abortion laws, we have/had a very good social security system, we do a lot of stuff for the environment.. etc etc.. seems pretty forward/outgoing to me? Our humor is kinda like that of the British and is misunderstood by a lot of people I think, because it's not the "pull my finger" typ of stuff But orderly.. true Just look at our gardens and frontyards And deliberate? Hm.. not sure about that.. could be.
I wish I could describe what I mean by slow. Don't think I can though. It's just not in any normal usage. They are slow in that they LISTEN to you. Maybe that's it. It's very easy to talk to a Dutch person. Just remember to be respectful of their space and don't bother them with a lot of stupid small talk or stupid questions ("you speak english?") And try not to make any dumb mistakes in or around the trams. The ppl working there really do wanna see your ticket. And if you talk to them are generally helpful. But if you get on a bus and you can't find your strippencart you really should be ok with getting off that damn bus ASAP. I think Dutch girls are a very high class of a caliber of ppl (IS THAT RACIST?) and to tell you the truth, I'm probly not as orderly or clean as them but I don't feel bad about it.
Owwwkay.. hehe.. ehm.. maybe 'mellow' is more what you mean? 'slow' has a negative ring to it, while actually taking the time to listen to people seems kinda positive to me.. hehe.. complicated stuff Hehehe.. first of all, there are lots of different types of girls here.. I'm not too sure what the stereotyp Dutch girl is, but I for one am not very orderly (where did I leave the keys? What is the cat eating out of my fridge?) nor too clean ("cat hair in bed.. should I clean the sheets?.. hmm.. let me think about that while I take a nap..") *grin*.. but hey, I'm a hippie
“I spent all my money on whiskey and beer” and super skunk and thai and purple haze. I came “this” close to peeing down on them bloody one time flowering tulips. But the shopkeeper was there so I had to buy the damn tulips. Well, for a friend. I did look down on them dutch chicks as long as I was sober, but somehow they didn’t seem to give a fuck. Then almost fell in love with a beauty called Michaela, a 30 year old nurse… But hey, she was German! I didn’t know that I could speak German. So, Amsterdammed for the 5th time. Next time I shall prevail… it was Belgians money anyway. Hahah By the way Dekker, leave Amsterdammers alone you neo-liberal biatch!
