Jahovah's Witnesses

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I was visited by two of them this morning... fun times :D

    At first I was really freaked out to go talk to them.. they were old men, and wearing really nice suits. Much like assassins in the mafia movies that I love so much...


    They were talking about miracles, and started quoting the bible, then one of them could tell I had no idea what the hell they were talking about.. I nearly burst out of laughing, 'cos I just agreed with everything.. talking about God and Israel and blah blah blah... then the one who was talking to me broke out his bible (haha.. who the fuck carries a bible in their manbag? :D ), and started reading to me something to do with Israel, blah blah blah...

    Just thought I'd share.... Happy Valentine's Day. :)
     
  2. greenpeople

    greenpeople Member

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    seems like you had a great day!!:p

    you should invite them more often.....:D
     
  3. prism

    prism :o

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    They are quite friendly folks.

    My cousin Tony does not favor sarcasm so much. :$

    I think I wrote about these guys in my xanga a couple months ago...only they were Mennonite. One of them thought I had a bad attitude.

    :(
     
  4. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I once managed to piss off two Jehovah's witnesses. :D They came to my door and we started talking and after about 15 minutes they were looking so angry (or maybe scared, I'm not so sure) that I seriously thought they would attack me. :D But then they left, so I never found out.. Dammit. :D
     
  5. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    ahahha manbag... :D

    i know a few jehovah's at my old school.... no one likes them :( except the guys all like this one girl because she's a whore :D
     
  6. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    but i talk to the one on msn... mostly he just talks about ATV's and dirtbikes. :(
     
  7. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    haha..my friend garret is a JW...:p he's suuuuck a dork :p he's quite brainwashed too...haha...weird stuff. :D
     
  8. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    i have pamphlets :H
     
  9. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    i wish people with cooler religions would come to people's houses:D
     
  10. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    today i almost bought a cauldron!! :D......:eek:
     
  11. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    harry potter? :D





    HAHAHAHAHA :D:D:D
     
  12. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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  13. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I'm lucky enough to have never had an encounter with them. :D
     
  14. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    hahahahaha :D:D:D:D
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    i thinhk you can order some on a website...that would be a mean trick to play...
     
  16. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    i have magazines :H
     
  17. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    outside this one skytrain stop in vancouver there's jw's there 8 hours a day, every day. and this skytrains in the ghetto, and all the bums and junkies just fucking rip on them.

    its actually pretty fucking funny...
    "hello"
    "fuck off"

    repeat with the next person.
     
  18. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    jehovah magazines? :eek:
     
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